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Months after returning to London, the Cat King unexpectedly assigns a case to the Dead Boy Detectives.
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Wszystko szło tak dobrze, że Edwin nie powinien być nawet zaskoczony, kiedy najgorszy koszmar zaczął patrzeć na niego z lustra.
Kontynuacja "Sprawy bardzo złego psa".
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- Part 2 of Kronika spraw wielkiej wagi
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Miesiące po powrocie do Londynu, Koci Król niespodziewanie zleca sprawę Martwym Detektywom.
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- Part 1 of Kronika spraw wielkiej wagi
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Kiedy Q zamieszkał w Londynie miał niemal 25 lat i przeszłość, o której nie lubił mówić. Miał kota, który nie miał imienia, pracę, legalną i nudną, i małego kaktusa, którego zostawili poprzedni właściciele.
To nowe życie było okropnie jałowe, ale bezpieczne. Było brakiem faceta, który samym swoim widokiem potrafił popsuć Q dzień, brakiem włamań na serwery agencji, które mogłyby kazać zabić go tak szybko, że nawet by nie zauważył, było odpoczynkiem od głośnej klubowej muzyki i obcych dłoni na jego ciele. Było wszystkim, czego Q nigdy nie miał.
Więc Q przeklina dzień, w którym M włazi mu do mieszkania, kradnie jego ulubiony fotel i zostawia mu wizytówkę, a Q jest kompletnie bezbronny przeciwko jej oszczędnym uśmiechom i naturalnemu ciepłu.
I tak Q poznaje 007. Agenta Jej Królewskiej Mości, kilkakrotnie zmartwychwstałego, podobno niepokonanego, absolutnie nieposłusznego dupka z ego zbyt dużym, żeby zmieściło się w jednym pokoju. I Bóg mu świadkiem, że jeżeli ten zakuty łeb nie przestanie nazywać go chłopcem, Q wepchnie mu szczątki broni najnowszej generacji w gardło.
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Crystal Palace moves to Port Townsend, Washington. Already tired of her new school, she spots someone interesting: Niko Sasaki. She wants to ask her out, but her new friend Monty informs her of the rule: Niko can only date when her adoptive brother Edwin does.
Crystal doesn't mind that so much. After all, she's got plenty of her family's money, as well as a man who's willing to spend his own money to try to date Niko. The only problem is finding someone willing to date Edwin.
There's Edwin's best friend, Charles, but other than being devastatingly straight, he won't accept money or betray Edwin like that. There's Monty, who Edwin already turned down. And it seems like everyone else at Port Townsend high is scared of him. Which leaves one person: so-called bad boy Thomas King.
Crystal just has to trust that this won't all backfire.
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18 Jan 2026
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Menace's very real cat instincts by Kingfluffkinss
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
18 Nov 2025
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It was a disgusting amount of olives, and he would’ve for sure thrown a snide comment or two to make that fact known, had Josten not chosen that moment to nuzzle his brother’s neck and–
knead at his thighs?
“What the fuck is wrong with you.”
Nausea was clinging to the roof of his mouth as he – in both extreme repulsion and misplaced intrigue – continued to watch Josten simultaneously attempt to burrow into his brother’s lap, humming all the while in the weak imitation of the purr his furry counterpart was so well versed in.
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Or, Neil seems high out of his mind during a movie night, and everyone is understandably freaking out. Oh and, Aaron gets a lapful of buffalo chicken pizza.
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- Part 2 of cat Neil
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21 Nov 2025
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Q is suddenly being thrust into the field despite being entirely unprepared and unwilling to, y'know, die. He discovers a loophole to avoid this, but unfortunately, it requires another type of thrust; he must pretend that he's in a salacious affair with James Bond. He's desperate to be caught in a compromising position, but somehow, he just can't manage it.
Or: Five times Q tries to get caught necking Bond and one time that he actually does.
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15 Oct 2025
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The Dead Boy Detectives & Co. are on a new mission to save Edwin. Fortunately, they have some time to prepare for once.
Unfortunately, their target is an actual dragon.
But the Astral Plane holds more than just danger, with a certain someone also awaiting rescue.
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- Part 2 of The Blood of the Covenant
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06 Oct 2025
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007 drives Q wild in all the bad ways... until he doesn't.
Oh, he still drives him wild. But, somehow, it's in the good way.
They call it coming of age.“If I die, I hope you’ll feel guilty forever,” he adds.
Q chuckles, and it’s like he can see the soft crinkling of his green eyes, how his lips curve up despite his futile attempts at keeping composure. He never can. 007’s retorts are too quick, too much alike his own. “I’ll cry at your funeral. If I come. Ten seconds, 007.”Bookmarked by Ellie_Rav
11 Sep 2025