EmuWithATopHat



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    “So I want you to tell me what’s wrong with this,” Harris said, pushing a printed-out screenshot of a tweet toward Ilya.

    Ilya glanced at it. His lips quirked up into a grin.

    “It says ‘Happy Pride Month,’” Ilya said. “What is wrong with that?”

    Harris dragged a hand over his face.

    “The problem,” Harris said, “is that it says ‘#BeGayDoCrime’ after that.”

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    Ilya stared at Shane in bemusement. “Sounds… complicated for just sex. What, you going to spank me, tie me down?”

    Shane was silent at that. His eyes were steady on Ilya, his face determined.

    Ilya’s heart thumped in his chest. “Are you?”

    “I’m not going to hurt you,” Shane said. “I mean. I might bite and scratch at you a little, but no more than I normally do.”

    That did not answer the tying down part of the question.

    But if Shane wanted to try something new, Ilya could indulge him. This was Shane after all, Ilya’s sweet, desperate bottom. What harm could it do? It wasn’t like they didn’t both know how this would end, with Shane face down on the bed, begging for Ilya’s cock.

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    Ilya looked up slightly from the menu to see the Centaurs looking at him expectantly.
    “What is it? Something on my face?”
    “Please stop being gross with each other.” Bood said.
    At this, Shane felt a pang of adrenaline rush from the top of his head to the tips of his toes. His gaze slightly raised to gauge everybody’s faces.
    “You’re always so couple-y and gushy. Blegh.”
    “What? We do not do that.” Ilya said defensively.
    “Yes, you do. It’s very…domestic. Like those cat cuddling videos.” Troy Barret, their first-line right wing, interrupted.

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    Shane and Ilya have been avoiding PDA like the plague, but the Centaurs tell a different story

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    Shane and Ilya have a lot of sex. A lot of hot, intimate, dirty sex. But sometimes they don't. Sometimes, for one reason or another, they find more intimacy in the unexpected moments where their plans to fuck don't work out.

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    Shane and Ilya taking care of each other.

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    I: Shane Hollander has too much to drink.
    II: Ilya Rozanov gets the fucking flu.
    III: Shane Hollander suffers an Autistic shutdown.
    IV: Ilya Rozanov misses his mother.

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    Ilya's been carrying the weight of a playoff series on his shoulders. Shane has a plan to make him forget all of it. Starting with two silk scarves and the headboard.

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    "Fuck my mouth." Shane stroked him with a slick hand, spreading the mess of spit and precum. "Use me. I want to feel you in my throat tomorrow."

    "Shane." Ilya's voice was strangled. "Baby, I don't want to hurt you."

    "You won't." Shane held his gaze, licking his lips. "I want to gag on you. Please, Ilya."

    Something snapped behind Ilya's eyes. "Open your mouth."

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