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“I thought you said you were a master stylist, or whatever,” Riku said. “You chickening out?”
Sora’s brows shot up. He smiled wide, warm, and Riku thought of sunscreen and green fields. “That’s right, I am! Master of Barbie haircuts!” He grabbed a lock of Riku’s silver strands and leaned down to his ear. “And you’re my Barbie, Riku.”
(The night before they leave for Yen Sid's tower, Riku has a hard time looking in the mirror. Luckily, Sora has just the solution.)
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Sometimes being awake is hard.
Sometimes being awake means being alone.
Sometimes it’s your own fault that you’re alone and you have no one to blame but yourself.
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Love is a Triangle, Freud is a Square by EnglishCivilWar
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
29 Sep 2017
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It's senior year, and that means one thing: time for Lance to start actually taking his life seriously. The time has flown by, and now he's left standing on the edge of a cliff, with no barriers, no railings, no NOTHING to keep him from just falling away into the wind. His parents have made him quit most of his after school activities to focus on his schoolwork, and Hunk, Pidge, and Rolo are all busy sorting out their own teen drama...so where does that leave Lance?
In Psychology class. With the most insane teacher he's ever had in all twelve years of his education. The big assignment? Spend the entire first semester hanging out with a classmate he's never met before in his life, in order to test the teacher's crazy psychological theory on love. Will it work? Well, not in Lance's case -- his partner is the most annoying, rude, frustrating guy in the entire UNIVERSE. It's like the world is specifically plotting against him, dooming him to a life of failure and misery...unless he can learn to grab it with both hands, hold tight, and steer it all on his own.
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Keith turned to stare at Lance. "You don't know me," he said slowly. His eyes glinted, a lightning-quick flash of danger. "You don't know anything about me."
Lance sighed deeply. Maybe, if he concentrated, he could expunge his mind of all troubles and cares by balling them up and blowing them into dust, and then their weight would be be gone forever, and he'd be light.
Maybe.
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if kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard by EnglishCivilWar for songsofthespring
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Nov 2016
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Lance was staring at him, his face a perfect picture of uncertainty and hopefulness. Open, though, so open. He wore his heart on his sleeve.
Keith felt his chest tug. Lance was too open. Somebody, someday, would use that against him.
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Sora and Roxas run a coffee shop while Roxas goes to Twilight Town College, but ever since Riku became their new local delivery guy, Sora has been...distracted.
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How to Succeed on Your Government-Mandated Language Test Without Really Trying by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
07 Apr 2022
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Take the four-month PRO contract, Kakashi had said. It’ll be fun, Kakashi had said. Well—no, what had actually happened was that Kakashi had taken Sasuke out to a bar in downtown Gatineau, bought him two shots of tequila, and said, “Here’s the thing. PRO is hell and you’ll be more miserable than you’ve ever been in your life, but if you can tough it out then I can transfer you back to the NCR as a program officer no problem. I’m talking indeterminate position, salary bump, benefits, vacation, prospects for advancement, the whole package. Think on it, okay?”
And now here Sasuke was—back in the NCR, mildly scarred from four months working under Kabuto—only to find his apartment uninhabitable, his relationship moving faster than anticipated, his out-of-touch manager even more out-of-touch than he remembered, and the future of his brand new indeterminate-with-benefits-and-vacations position hinging on the achievement of a successful BBB on his language test. And his Excel sheets, left for four months in Naruto's incapable hands? Don't even get him started.
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- Part 2 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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“Alright, kings,” Naruto says, at a house meeting nominally called for “finances.” “So I slept with...a dude.”
“Was it Sasuke,” Neji asks. He sounds bored.
“What! I mean, uh, no?”
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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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