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A few things happened to Keith, and he's not sure which caused which.
He drank some strange beverages. He wants to jump Lance's bones. He grows a tail.
Needless to say, alien alcohol does not agree with Keith's DNA.
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01 Oct 2025
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Keith and Lance have been roommates since college. They’re used to helping one another out with their sexual needs, seeing how they’re both Omegas and they wouldn’t dare trust anyone else. It only makes sense to do a solid for your former rival to make sure he can cum and get through the day, right?
…That is, until one day, Lance is alone at work and gets his heat unexpectedly.
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01 Oct 2025
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Keith and Lance have been hooking up behind their team's back for months. Lance is completely fine with this, of course. And if he isn't then he's fine with not being fine with it. So if Keith happens to get bitten by a freaky alien beetle that leaves him hanging all over Lance and breaking every rule of their arrangement, then Lance will have to be fine with that too. It's fine.
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30 Sep 2025
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"I find myself wondering, sweet reader, when exactly someone will take a shovel to the back of this racist statue's metal head and begin dismantling our university’s scandalous love affair with the most problematic donors they could possibly find. I’m looking at you, President Zarkon, kindly remove your hand from the Republican Party’s dick. This is a liberal arts college for God’s sake."
When Galra University's Tumblr page, meant for football game updates and pleads for attendees for club meetings, is plagued by a mysterious writer determined to eviscerate every toxic part of the college, Lance is intrigued. When he becomes a leading character in the anonymous letters, well, he gets a little more curious. Lance becomes determined to unveil the writer and find out a) what is his problem exactly and b) does he really think Lance's eyes are that blue?
A tale in which Lance is oblivious and pining for the hot nerd in the back of his Greek mythology class, Keith can wield a pen with deadly cruelty, and you, dear readers, suffer from the pains of dramatic irony.
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- Part 1 of The Dear Reader-Verse
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01 Sep 2025
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He had been headed to the door of their room, a cup in hand that he was planning to refresh with possibly some decent-tasting Nunvil if it existed.
Until the familiar whoosh of a magical space wolf whistled through the room.
The cup dropped from Lance’s hands as Kosmo appeared in the middle of their room, with a bloodied and bruised Keith wrapped around him.
There was so much blood that Lance couldn’t tell where it was coming from, crimson soaking pale skin and leaving no inch uncovered. Keith’s braid was knotted and clumped together from the red, any hair that slipped out clinging to the sweat and blood on his skin.
Kosmo whined.
Lance could only watch as Keith slowly untangled from Kosmo, dropping to the floor with a small groan.
His smile was weak and red as he looked up at Lance.
“Hey lover,” he coughed up blood. “I’m home.”
With that, Lance’s idiot of a husband fainted.In which Keith is too impulsive, and comes home to a VERY angry husband
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31 Aug 2025