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A Healthy Baby Girl Who Traded Sunshine for Disease by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Anne at 13000 Feet
15 Aug 2026
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“This is okay, right?” Matt was gentle as a personality, but often was scared of his dominant side. It was hard to put him back when he was released. “I mean, you’re a bit more drunk than me-”
Anne brushed him off. “I’m fine, Matt.” She leaned up to whisper in his ears, like she's giving stage directions: “This is when you need to put me in my place." She smells like cotton and champagne and the milk-honey soap from the wedding venue, her boozy breath hot on Matt’s ear.
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After watching their friends get married, our heroes decide to consummate something of their own.
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Pick Up When You Wanna Fall Back In by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Matt and Mara (2024)
12 Aug 2026
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As soon as you sit down, you start to cry. Not big, dramatic sobs, but gentle tears, like you’re a garden hose abandoned in the plants. You can’t find it in you to care if the patrons have any thoughts about the random woman crying on public transit. Professor Johnson once said it’s a rite of passage in a big city to cry on transit, and he would now consider you a true Toronto resident.
You miss him. He’s the “someone special” you deserve. You don’t want perfect, you want Matt Johnson.
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You and the professor break up.
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- Part 10 of Yes, Professor!
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Your Perfect Missus 'Til The Day That One of Us Dies by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Matt and Mara (2024)
04 Aug 2026
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“Aww, Birdy, everyone here loves you.” Professor Johnson kissed his temple. You’re a little surprised he’s being so physically affectionate, but you certainly don’t mind. “You wanna help me with the fire outside?”
“Gladly,” he smiled. He tried to do a Beavis voice going “Fire! Fire!” that didn’t translate as well as he wanted. They go outside, and you girlfriends follow your boy
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It's Professor Bird’s birthday and the week before school starts back up. You take a weekend trip to the beaches to celebrate!
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- Part 9 of Yes, Professor!
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Some Weird Second-String Loser Who's Not Worth Mentioning by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Matt and Mara (2024)
29 Jul 2026
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Professor Johnson answered when you knocked. He had on black sweats and a Gold’s Gym t-shirt. Way to brag about working out. “Come on in. It’s hot out there.”
“Thanks.” You kick off your shoes when you come in, just in socks. “So, uh…what’s the plan?” And more pressing, but not worth asking, was Where is Professor Bird?
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You're boyfriend/former music professor want to watch you have sex with his best friend, a fellow professor.
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- Part 8 of Yes, Professor!
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"So you did all the work? Poor baby Dougie." You take your fingertips, still on his hand, and figure eight his knuckles. He whispers a moan. "You just need someone to show you a good time."
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It's 2000. You're a new recruit at Blackberry, trying to make a good impression with the cute co-founder. It works better than you expected.
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Yes, Professor! by EveBabitz
Fandom Matt and Mara (2024), Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
12 Aug 2026
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"Is it possible we could develop an alternative model of loving each other? I’m not drunk. Please write back. I love you."
-Conversations with Friends, Sally Rooney"and the worst thing about matt and jay is that they are cute"
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"Okay, wait, before we go in just remember you're Matt, okay? You're Matt and I'm the beautiful gorgeous boy piano genius savant who doesn't know his left from his right and who can't find his way out of a paper bag, Jay. Got it? Let me take one last look at you." Matt takes a couple steps back on the walkway up to the front door and looks at Jay. Reaches out to straighten his hat, superficially adjusts his jacket, uses his hands to smooth down the lapels. Jay finds himself holding his breath. He's nervous.
-or- the one where Matt reenacts his childhood trauma on Jay and Jay is incapable of being normal about it
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16 Aug 2026
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At some point, everyone realized the mass known as Matt was a tumor of the inoperable variety. Around the age of eighteen, the awkward snooping phone calls from Jay’s mom began. Eventually they led to private dinners in dim restaurants with tinkling live piano music, where she leveled a gaze that said: “Do you know what you’re signing up for?”
“Yes,” Matt’s eyes replied.
“Do you know what his father was like?” asked the straw stabbing at her ice cubes.
“Yes,” answered Matt’s hands folded on the white tablecloth.
Little did she know Matt had written pieces of their vows before they even moved in together: for now, for ever, for better, for worse.
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14 Aug 2026
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In which Jeremy gets a job.
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18 Jul 2026