12 Works by EveBabitz
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A Healthy Baby Girl Who Traded Sunshine for Disease by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Anne at 13000 Feet
15 Aug 2026
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“This is okay, right?” Matt was gentle as a personality, but often was scared of his dominant side. It was hard to put him back when he was released. “I mean, you’re a bit more drunk than me-”
Anne brushed him off. “I’m fine, Matt.” She leaned up to whisper in his ears, like she's giving stage directions: “This is when you need to put me in my place." She smells like cotton and champagne and the milk-honey soap from the wedding venue, her boozy breath hot on Matt’s ear.
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After watching their friends get married, our heroes decide to consummate something of their own.
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Pick Up When You Wanna Fall Back In by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Matt and Mara (2024)
12 Aug 2026
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As soon as you sit down, you start to cry. Not big, dramatic sobs, but gentle tears, like you’re a garden hose abandoned in the plants. You can’t find it in you to care if the patrons have any thoughts about the random woman crying on public transit. Professor Johnson once said it’s a rite of passage in a big city to cry on transit, and he would now consider you a true Toronto resident.
You miss him. He’s the “someone special” you deserve. You don’t want perfect, you want Matt Johnson.
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You and the professor break up.
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- Part 10 of Yes, Professor!
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Your Perfect Missus 'Til The Day That One of Us Dies by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Matt and Mara (2024)
04 Aug 2026
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“Aww, Birdy, everyone here loves you.” Professor Johnson kissed his temple. You’re a little surprised he’s being so physically affectionate, but you certainly don’t mind. “You wanna help me with the fire outside?”
“Gladly,” he smiled. He tried to do a Beavis voice going “Fire! Fire!” that didn’t translate as well as he wanted. They go outside, and you girlfriends follow your boy
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It's Professor Bird’s birthday and the week before school starts back up. You take a weekend trip to the beaches to celebrate!
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- Part 9 of Yes, Professor!
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Some Weird Second-String Loser Who's Not Worth Mentioning by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Matt and Mara (2024)
29 Jul 2026
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Professor Johnson answered when you knocked. He had on black sweats and a Gold’s Gym t-shirt. Way to brag about working out. “Come on in. It’s hot out there.”
“Thanks.” You kick off your shoes when you come in, just in socks. “So, uh…what’s the plan?” And more pressing, but not worth asking, was Where is Professor Bird?
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You're boyfriend/former music professor want to watch you have sex with his best friend, a fellow professor.
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- Part 8 of Yes, Professor!
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"So you did all the work? Poor baby Dougie." You take your fingertips, still on his hand, and figure eight his knuckles. He whispers a moan. "You just need someone to show you a good time."
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It's 2000. You're a new recruit at Blackberry, trying to make a good impression with the cute co-founder. It works better than you expected.
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Giving Too Much (Then Getting Scared) by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
20 Jul 2026
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“You’re so cocky.” Professor Bird teases. His hand was now under your dress, one of his callused fingers circling your inner thigh. You let out a moan and palm him through his jeans. You were impressed, though not necessarily surprised, by the length you already felt. “Maybe I can help you come back down to earth.”
At the light, you finally kissed. He tasted like whiskey and sweet cherries, pure decadence. He had lips with muscle behind them, hand taken from your thigh to the back of your hair. His hair was coarse in places, the way greys tend to go. You wish you could wear it as a sweater.
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You're a college student going on a date with your former music professor, who just so happens to be best friends with your fuck buddy, who also used to be your professor. Is this too complicated? Or just hot?
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- Part 7 of Yes, Professor!
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Good for my Heart (but Bad for Business) by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Matt and Mara (2024)
09 Jul 2026
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“Professor Bird is your roommate?” You had a class with him sophomore year. He’s rugged and crooked and not necessarily your usual type. Almost too pretty. Back then, you sat next to a girl who drew hearts all class in a sparkly gel pen, next to her meticulous notes. You physically cannot imagine being that Type-A.
“Oh yeah,” he flips his hand as if he didn't just drop a big bombshell, “we’re old friends.”
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You're a college student in a friends-with-benefits situation with your former lit professor. Nothing is stale, necessarily, but what time like the present to start getting a little...experimental?
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- Part 6 of Yes, Professor!
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An Ego and A Temper and A Wandering Eye by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
25 Jun 2026
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You’re suddenly alone in the house again. You go to the couch and rub one out, the hypothetical of Professors Bird and Johnson both watching you, commenting. “Do you hear the little whimpers she makes?” “They won’t be little for long.” “I wonder if she’s gonna squirt.” “No, she can only do that when she’s drunk or has something big in her.” “I bet you can get her there, pervert.” And then they kiss in your brain, but still look at you.
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Your a college student on summer break dating your former professor, but you can't help but notice his roommate/colleague.
Series
- Part 5 of Yes, Professor!
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I Beg You, Don't Embarrass Me, Motherfucker by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Matt and Mara (2024)
21 Jun 2026
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“Why this weekend?” Stupid question.
Professor Johnson gestures with his egg-filled fork. You have salted farm-fresh tomatoes on your plates, too. “Some bullshit, I dunno. Anyway, you’re free to say no, I could go to my folks' place in the country, but I was wondering if I could stay here? Just two nights. I’ll even bring stuff to do. Not that we’ve run out of activities thus far.”
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You're a college student down-bad for your situationship, your former professor.
Series
- Part 4 of Yes, Professor!
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You're So, So Pretty, Boy, I'm Paranoid I Made You Up by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
10 Jun 2026
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You stand behind him on his captain's chair. You’ve never felt more prepared in your life. Before you know it, you’re rubbing Professor Bird’s angular, tense shoulders. He’s sighing softly. You let yourself get bold and gently stroke his neck, for good measure, letting your fingers get to know the placement of his freckles. He leans into you, letting you sink into him. "Thank you so much," he whimpers, and before you know it, you're drenched.
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You're a TA for a music professor that you've crushed on from afar for years. It might be your time to make a move.
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- Part 3 of Yes, Professor!
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I Promise None of This is a Metaphor by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Matt and Mara (2024)
07 Jun 2026
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You look over. He’s palming his erection through his pants. You’re jealous he’s able to touch himself while you’re still working. The way he gives these sexual soliloquies isn’t like the dirty talk you’re used to. He says things as if it’s a fact, not a suggestion. Instead of a low, deep voice, Professor Johnson says everything at full volume. Why is it a secret to nobody that you’re a horny little brat? Because he’d call you a horny little brat instead of your name if he could. “Hey, Horny Little Brat, would you prefer almond milk or oat?”
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You're a bartender-turned-college student on summer break who's been hooking up with your literature professor.
Series
- Part 2 of Yes, Professor!
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Sorry If You Feel Objectified by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Matt and Mara (2024)
29 May 2026
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From being Professor Johnson’s student, you knew he had the tendency to ramble if you let him. He always had big things to say about everything, from the power of thinly-veiled autofiction to where you can find the best Thai food in the city. From what made Toronto magical to how Nintendo saved themselves a lot of grief reskinning games for international release. If he had an opinion, you can expect to hear it. If he had a thought, it came out unfiltered. You should’ve guessed it would’ve translated into skilled dirty talk, too.
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You're a college student with a big crush on your lit professor. You run into each other over the summer break. Who knows what will happen?
Filling prompt [RPF] Professor Matt/F!Reader (age gap/power dynamic)
Series
- Part 1 of Yes, Professor!