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Anthony J. Crowley, Retired Demon and Airbnb Superhost by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2019
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What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.
The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."
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16 Dec 2021
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“Corvo, I can't do this anymore,” Piero says. “I know, I know, I was the one who gave the terms on our first meeting, but this... arrangement of ours. I can't keep up with you.”
The workshop looks like it was recently vacated by a dragon. Piles of money glitter beneath tables and in corners. Loose coins can be found jammed into delicate machinery and sitting at the bottom of Piero's morning coffee. A mixed heap of Overseer masks and raw munitions walls off the table across from the entrance. A line of rolled-up paintings leans against the stairway.
Corvo shrugs – not his problem – and goes on emptying his pockets onto Piero's floor.
It takes most of an hour.
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08 Aug 2020
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Guidelines for the care and feeding of your GHOST CAT by Selden for Rosencrantz
Fandoms: Original Work
31 Oct 2017
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Important GHOST CAT instructions written by 100% LIVING HUMAN.
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Bookmarked by EvilPenguinTrainer
28 Feb 2020
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For never a man took a kiss from me but I swore he would be mine.
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28 Feb 2020