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    Theo wasn't supposed to be the only survivor, but if surviving is all he is good for, then he's going to ensure it wasn't for nothing.

    One last ditch attempt to save everyone, no matter how many people he has to kill or how hated he will be for it.

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    English
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    21,365
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    485
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    10,529
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    The laces started out black like any other pair.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    188
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    Eggsy's first thought upon wearing the Kingsman suit is that his Pa is never going to let him live it down that he now dresses like his dad.

    The Ianto and Owen share a son story no one knew they wanted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    659
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    The existence of aliens was more surprising then it should have been considering they were witches.

    Language:
    English
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    2,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    122
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    It may have been a mistake to involve Isabel in the planning for Roswell's annual haunted house.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    853
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    51
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    Summary

    A blink. A pause. Silence.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    304
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    46
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    Together Chaos and Order became the Universe around us. The pure life changing nature of reality. Together, they held the universe in their hearts. The beat of reality the very sound of their being.

    And then the Universe broke.

    Chaos and Order split at the seams. A once perfect balance torn in jagged pieces.

    ---

    Or: Todd and Amanda are Chaos and Order personified. They're the key to fixing the broken Universe, only they get a little lost along the way. Can what's broken ever really be put back together?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    899
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    175
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    Under everything they're both just broken. A broken girl and a broken boy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    516
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    163
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    Summary

    Finding a date can be difficult.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    369
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,413
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    “Once on a time a paper kite,
    Was mounted to a wondrous height.
    But ah like a prisoner bound,
    His string confines him near the ground.
    Tugged and pulled he never woke,
    And for the string, at last it broke.
    Unable his own weight to bear,
    He fluttered downwards through the air.
    Unable his own course to guide,
    The winds soon plunged him in the tide.”

     

     

    Their last trip to Hill House was dangerous for all of them, but it might end up deadly for the eldest Crain sibling as he begins to go down a path previously walked by his mother.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,151
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    302
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    3,646
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    983
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    538
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    “This is so bogus,” Bill slumps and hesitantly hands the bottle over. “It’s blood.”

    “Blood,” Ted blinks in confusion before grimacing in disgust. “Odious.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,267
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2,097
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    Summary

    Hermann wakes up with a scream caught in his throat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    305
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    75
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    The plan was simple: go into Newton’s mind, help him fight off the Precursors, and get his friend back.

    He should have remembered that nothing ever goes to plan when Newton is involved.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,697
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    858
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    Summary

    There's a monster in his best friends body.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,026
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    596
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    Summary

    Dr Hermann Gottlieb closed his eyes and woke up screaming.

    Dr Newton Geiszler closed his eyes and woke up with bloodied feet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    144
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    When they can't get hold of their sons, most mothers assume there's a problem with the phone and wait.

    Newt's mother is not like other mothers: she decides the best thing to do is go and save him. Along the way she ends up saving someone else's son instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,244
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    632
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    Summary

    Expected consequences of Drifting with a Kaiju brain: headaches, dizziness, vision loss, brain damage, death.

    It was just his luck that his mind had decided that he had to mate for life and that his mate would be his married best friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,350
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,714
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    Summary

    I'm Newt and my gender is none of your business

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    620
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    Summary

    Hartley and Barry become foster siblings as young teens and take the world on together

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,488
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,613

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