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Sex, alcohol, and partying with friends, what more could a recent high school graduate want?
Tweek and Craig are childhood best friends. Tweek has been in love with Craig for as long as he can remember, but a casual summer fling with no strings attached will ultimately decide the fate of their friendship.
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07 Dec 2025
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The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.
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07 Dec 2025
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Hua Cheng crouches down in front of the jam selection and is lost in thought, until a soft touch against his thigh startles him. There’s a small, pudgy hand clutching at his pants.
“Hello?” Hua Cheng looks at the small, curly child and can’t suppress a smile.
“Noods.” The kid says, voice quiet but sure.
“Okay.” Hua Cheng lets out a laugh.
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Xie Lian has three kids, two jobs and not a minute to spare.
Hua Cheng has no kids, lots of time and a crush.
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13 Nov 2025
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Forget Me Not by Lumissa
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
01 Jun 2025
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“My A-die is not a liar.” The fists clenched into tight balls, the beet red face turned down to the floor. “But maybe you are, and you lied to him.”
Hua Cheng was about to scoff but then the child said the words that made him lose his shit for the rest of his life.
“Maybe you are the liar, father.”
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Hua Cheng is having a regular day at Ghost City when a young boy walks into the Den and asks for help to save his kidnapped father who is no other than the one Hua Cheng has been trying to find for centuries: Xie Lian. The catch? Hua Cheng is the other father and he has no memory of even meeting his beloved thirteen years ago to conceive the said child. Not only that, but Xie Lian is kidnapped and together they have to set on a journey to rescue him.
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- Part 1 of Picking Up Family Members Like Flowers
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25 Oct 2025
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all these renewals for a moment with you by riverdanceeee
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2022
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After Hua Cheng is called in to do a rather simple task at a rather decrepit home, he finds himself replacing more than just the carpet in Xie Lian’s home—for example: the stove, the cabinets, the walls, the roof, and his heart (in Xie Lian’s hands).
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14 Oct 2025