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Reasons To Never Share Your Files With Wooyoung by EzNotPresent039
Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band), Stray Kids (Band)
09 Nov 2025
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A house where 8 roommates live and deal with their university classes would be expected to be chaos, throw in Wooyoung and suddenly its like living in a house already on fire and yet no one is screaming because at least its warm since someone forgot to pay the gas bill. Even when the house just started out with Wooyoung, Hongjoong and Seonghwa it was always inevitable to have fights, however the way that they decided to rectify these issues? PowerPoints. And that can only go so well when their files save to a shared drive that everyone has access to. And suddenly a safety brief from Seonghwa on fire safety can take a very different, much more embarrassing, much more hilarious turn.
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If I just stare at you, will it make this slight problem disappear? by EzNotPresent039
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2024
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While the Black and the Rosier families are away for the Summer holidays together, all of the younger family members have the same idea leading to several very awkward encounters in a very small hallway.
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Excuse me? I take Chemistry, English Lit and Biology...I think you have the wrong number by EzNotPresent039
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Sep 2023
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That was the text that Evan Rosier sent to Barty Crouch Jr. on the 1st of September at 19:49.
'Excuse me? I take Chemistry, English Lit and Biology...I think you have the wrong number'
That text, which was in response to Barty's message about the History project, was the catalyst for many events, including, but not limited to, several new relationships, a new motorbike, a driver's license, a bearded dragon, a black cat, a loose snake and numerous occasions of gaslighting.
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“Oh my God”, Hongjoong said, blinking, as he looked into Seonghwa‘s eyes again. When he recognized the look in them and realized what it meant. “This is your first life.”
Or: Hongjoong had always known that this would be his last life. He had seen it all, over and over again, the beginning and the end. And he was tired of it. The way the light filtered through the leaves of the tree. The sunrise - it held no wonder for him anymore. Only apathy. Melancholy.
Until he met a boy, with wonder in his eyes, who looked at the world like he had never seen it before.
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19 Oct 2025
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Mingi feels the soft graze of a kiss to the back of his neck and he tries to breathe through it.
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Mingi’s prescription runs out.
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15 Oct 2025
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Lando Norris, internationally famous rockstar, has three main priorities: drugs, avoiding eye contact, and pretending emotions don't exist.
To most, he's just flippant; a hot, young thing with messy habits. So what if he washes down breakfast with a shot of vodka? He's a rockstar, it practically comes with the territory of being too young and too famous.
But the reality of it is a lot more destructive.
Enter Oscar Piastri. Engineering student. Polite and boring to a fault. Really, he's nothing interesting.
Except, after one too many nights taken too far, Lando's manager hires Oscar as his chaperone.
Lando hates him immediately.
As the band's tour drags on, as the looming threat of FIA's album deadline becomes ever the more pressing, as Oscar gets dragged deeper into a strange world of glitz and grime, Lando begins to think that things might finally turn out fine.
Except things are never, ever fine with him.
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01 Aug 2025
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"Well, at least you're stuck with a trained professional."
"No," TK grunts, "you are."
"Right." Bobby chuckles. "Mind if I check your pulse?"
"I mean," TK waves a hand, "what else are we gonna do to pass the time?"OR
When TK goes to rehab in California, he doesn't expect to meet a fellow firefighter. He also doesn't expect to get trapped in an elevator with the guy.
911 Discord May Writing Challenge: stuck in an elevator + "Can I tell you a secret?"
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19 May 2025
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“No. Listen. Any baptized Catholic man can be pope. Any. You know what that means?”
“It means a billion men are now eligible to run the Vatican like it’s a startup,” Beatrice mutters.
Davide raises an eyebrow. “Where are you going with this?”
Gianluca leans in. Drops his voice like it’s a state secret. “We choose one.”
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In which there are two religions in Italy — the Catholic Church and Ferrari. When the papacy unexpectedly falls vacant, a group of dedicated Tifosi see their opportunity. After all, if Charles Leclerc can handle the pressure of the Prancing Horse, how much harder could managing the Holy See really be?
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09 May 2025