6 Bookmarks by Fairy_armadillo
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“That’s better.” Neil tightens the tie, a proud grin on his face.
Todd blinks. He swallows thickly, pushing a gasp down his throat. Neil stares back at him with warmth, thoroughly unaware of what he’s done. He simply pats Todd’s shoulder and walks away. “See you in Keating's, Todd!”
In which Neil doesn't understand personal space, and Todd is trying his very best to survive it.
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28 May 2026
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An exploration of Neil Perry's self-image.
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- Part 1 of black hole opened in the kitchen
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28 May 2026
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A one-shot on my thoughts of what a Levi diary during the War period looks like.
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19 Apr 2026
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Leon’s not sure when his job description started to include ‘glorified babysitter for rich assholes’.
That’s his life: trying to make sure you don’t get killed by a drug dealer or fall out a window while sneaking out or pass out drunk at a house party.
The life of a federal agent is fucking glamorous.
[title from the britney spears song of the same name]
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09 Apr 2026
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“Stop teaching Mihawk gross shit.”
“What the hell does that mean?”
Zoro leans against one of the sofas in the room, swords tucked under his arm.
“Earlier I heard him on the transponder snail talking to you-know-who and he said ‘I will rizz you up so terribly you won’t know what hit you.’ I don’t know what that means, but the way you-know-who laughed made me think it’s something gross. Which obviously means Mihawk learnt it from you, so quit it.”
Perona looks shifty, her eyes everywhere but on Zoro.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
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Or,
Perona has been teaching Mihawk slang to “help the swordsman stay relevant”. It does not go down well for Zoro.Bookmarked by Fairy_armadillo
29 Mar 2026
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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27 Feb 2026