False_Positive



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    Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
    His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.

    or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..

     

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    Tim had given everything, his childhood, his parents, his future, and Bruce was still treating him like he was one misstep away from becoming the next psychotic villain of the week. But even that was better than when he was treated like he didn’t exist at all.

    It had taken him breaking for a fucking apology.

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    No one else had to deal with that.

    Tim lets Bruce marinate in the silence. Lets him think about what he’s done, about what led up to this. He hopes that Bruce hurts just as much as he does, if not more.

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    When you’ve hit rock bottom, the only way left to go is up.

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    Tim’s been hurting alone for so long, he handles it the only way he knows how. For better or worse, his family’s there every step of the way.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    “Potter,” he said slowly. “In case the last decade hasn’t clued you in, we’re not friends. I don’t need you to take me to hospital.” Potter looked at him for a second with an unreadable expression. Then rubbed his face with both hands and groaned.

    “Oh my god. Okay. I don’t know why I thought it would be that easy.” He turned to face Draco again. “Look, I know we’re not friends. You think I don’t know? I don’t fucking like you. But I still-- I’m not letting you take the underground to the fucking A&E. Hermione would probably actually kill me. So stop whinging about it, and help me find a good place to apparate.”

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    The important thing to understand is that I hate myself. So when Harry Potter tried to get me fired it’s not like I thought I didn’t deserve it. I mean, obviously I didn’t deserve it. He fucked up his paperwork and it would take all of two minutes for me to summon the forms and show the DMLE what an utter cock he was. But, like, I did deserve for no one to give a single shit about whether or not Potter was right.

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    'I think it’s time we spoke', green eyes bore into cold grey ones. A shiver ran down Draco’s spine.

    'Fine, sit.' Draco drained all his energy in staying emotionless. His final defence was to feel less, to hurt less, 'What is it that you would like to discuss?'

    'I think it’s time we stop all of this' Harry’s fingers ran through his dark waves, 'I’m tired, I can’t love you anymore. I’m sorry.'

    'You can’t or you don’t?'

    'What?' Dark eyebrows furrowed together as Harry’s mouth grimaced.

    'Well which is it? Can you not love me anymore? Or do you not love me anymore?' Draco needed to hear him say it. Draco needed him to mean it.
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    Harry makes the mistake of listening to others and Draco makes the mistake of not saying enough.

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    Inspired by Manchester Orchestra’s The Gold–Phoebe Bridgers Version

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