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• Perfection is Objective by FarmerSmurfSimp

  Fandoms: Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  18 Jan 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Schtroumpf Paysan | Farmer Smurf/Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf
  • Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf/Schtroumpf Paysan | Farmer Smurf
  • Schtroumpf Paysan | Farmer Smurf
  • Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Oneshot
  • Short & Sweet
  • Short One Shot
  • Gender Dysphoria
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • Self-Doubt
  • Trans Male Character
  • Trans Character
  • Vanity Smurf is trans
  • Trans Vanity
  • Trans Vanity Smurf
  • Protective Farmer Smurf
  • Hugs
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Forehead Kisses
  • Kisses
  • Kissing
  • Crying
  • reassurance
  • hand holding
  • Chest Binder
  • only mentioned - Freeform
  • Panic Attacks
  • Pet Names
  • Self-Hatred
  • It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better
  • Book: La Flûte à Six Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs and the Magic Flute

  Summary

  Vanity is trans and having doubts about his masculinity, Farmer comforts him via lots of kisses, snuggles and reassurance.

  AKA

  Dysphoria's a bitch.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Vanity X Farmer
  • Part 2 of Oneshots

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  532

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  22

  Hits:

  458

• Sex up against the toilet ~ by FarmerSmurfSimp

  Fandoms: Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  27 Aug 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Reader/Farmer Smurf
  • Farmer/Reader
  • Y/N x Farmer Smurf
  • Reader
  • Schtroumpf Paysan | Farmer Smurf
  • Y/N | Les Schtroumpf (The Smurfs)
  • Y/N | The Smurfs
  • female farmer smurf
  • Fem Farmer Smurf
  • Fem Farmer
  • Top Farmer
  • top farmer smurf
  • farmer smurf - Freeform
  • smurfs - Freeform
  • Book: La Flûte à Six Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs and the Magic Flute
  • Drinking
  • IRL AU.. kinda?
  • like they everyone is human exept for farmer but no one questions that ig
  • POV First Person
  • First Time
  • Smut
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • inaccurate autonomy
  • probably
  • idk i just wanted a boner but also a pussy so what u gonna do?
  • Boners
  • wet
  • sodden panties
  • reader is a bottom
  • She/her pronouns for reader
  • First Time writing Smut
  • Sus - Freeform
  • NSFW
  • Choking
  • Degradation
  • Cock Slut
  • dick choking
  • Cock Choking
  • cum
  • Cum Swallowing
  • Slut Shaming
  • cum slut
  • Blushing
  • Flustered
  • Oneshot
  • sucking
  • Dildos
  • Licking
  • Strap-Ons
  • Overstimulation
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Vaginal Licking
  • Piss Play
  • Kinda
  • its mentioned - Freeform
  • Oral Sex
  • Anal Sex
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Self-Insert
  • i was horny ok ?
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • tounge kissing
  • Making Out

  Summary

  You meet a sexy smurf at a bar and horniness ensues.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Farmer x Reader
  • Part 1 of Oneshots

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,477

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  7

  Hits:

  1,786