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    “I’m pregnant.”

    “Pardon?”

    “I’m pregnant.”

    “Yeah, I heard you the first time. I was giving you the option to take it back.”

    “Take it back? Why would I do that?”

    “You’re not funny. Shane, genuinely please tell me what’s going on. Stop fucking around with me.”

    “Hayden, there’s a bun in my oven. I’m going to be eating for two. I’ll be out of commission for nine months. What other ways can I say this? I’m not fucking around with you. This isn’t a joke. I took four tests. I’m pregnant.” Shane said without a smile on his face. There was no laughter between his words. Hayden fell silent for a minute staring wide-eyed at Shane like he had seen a ghost.

    “Holy fucking shit.”

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    Shane is pregnant with Ilya’s baby. He proceeds to try to avoid Ilya while keeping the baby a secret. He’s not the best at avoiding Ilya though.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander wasn’t stupid. He knew his body was changing. It was hard to ignore the imperfections that made him question if he truly had any control left and made him unable to look at his body without feeling disgusted. But he wasn’t pregnant.

    He couldn’t be.

    He was an omega. Ilya was an omega. It was impossible. Biology didn’t work that way.

    However, he learned far too late that impossible didn’t mean much to Ilya Rozanov.

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    Shane Hollander doesn’t realize he is pregnant until he is giving birth and, despite only giving birth to one child, he somehow ends up with two.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    As it turns out, hooking up for 8 years does not make you an expert at being in a relationship.

    Shane and Ilya know each others hockey game, the right way to get each other off, their drink of choice, and roughly as much as you can learn about another person on a 2 week cottage trip.

    During the 2017-18 season, they very quickly learn that they hadn’t cracked the surface of one another. In particular, Ilya learns that Canada’s Golden Boy has some cracks.

    OR: wtf happened in that year between HR and TLG?

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    26 Feb 2026

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    “There is one more thing. Given the nature of your fall and the force of impact, we ran a full battery of blood tests to check for any internal issues. Everything looks normal, except for one result that… stood out.”

    Shane’s stomach tightened. Stood out?

    “Given your secondary gender presentation and hormone levels, we also ran a standard pregnancy panel,” she said, her words measured and clear. “And the test came back positive."

    For a moment, the words didn’t land. They floated in the air like dust in the sunlight.

    Positive.

    Pregnancy panel.

    Then, all at once, they crashed into him.

     

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    Shane Hollander discovers he is pregnant while at the hospital after getting hit in the ice by Marleau in a Boston vs. Montreal Match and after inviting Ilya Rozanov to his cottage.

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    25 Feb 2026

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