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Drabble. An argument the consequences of which no one saw coming. For the Prompt Relay Challenge.
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Drabble. What really made one of Lord Voldemort's most loyal followers join in the first place?
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Drabble. Hufflepuff looks over the first class of first years. For the Prompt Relay Challenge.
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A Letter from Daughter to Father by FlyingPigMonkey
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2015
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Drabble. When reactions are not what you had hoped. Written for the Prompt Relay Challenge.
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- Part 1 of Prompt Relay Challenge
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"Our dried voices, when we whisper together, are quiet and meaningless..." (T.S. Elliot). Giedon & Fabian Prewett death!fic
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When Sirius discovers a down-and-out Draco Malfoy lurking around the edges of a Muggle kink club, he thinks he knows just what Draco needs. He isn't expecting to run into some long-buried needs of his own.
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Bookmarked by FlyingPigMonkey
28 Jul 2026
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A Witcher's enhanced sense of smell tells them more about the world (and the people in it) than humans could ever dream of. Thus far, it has mostly served Lambert in looking out for his brothers, and avoiding lying assholes (or pointing those lying assholes out for a beating, depending on Geralt's current orders).
When a stranger named Jaskier saves Lambert from a horrifically painful end, Lambert has no idea what to make of him, even with the help of his nose. He finds himself worrisomely obsessed with learning more about the bard. The more Lambert learns, the harder he falls, until he knows he'll do anything to stay at Jaskier's side.
Even if it means doing something Witchers never do - getting married.
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- Part 5 of Arranged By Fate, Bound By Choice
- Part 1 of Witcher Scents
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Bookmarked by FlyingPigMonkey
06 Jun 2026
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Fucked Dumb by eomer_eadig
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Dec 2024
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Lambert didn’t mean to get hard - he really didn’t. But Jaskier is willing to take care of him either way, since Lambert is too stupid to take care of himself.
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06 Jun 2026
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Geralt: travels with Jaskier for twenty years and doesn't notice shit about him being an ancient monster
Lambert: is an appealing bed partner and notices something inhuman twenty-six strikes into spanking, but doesn't give a fuck
Don't be like either of them. If you spot an ancient monster, run.
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I really wanted to write an angry Jaskier, so I sprinkled in him being a monster, added my favorite friendgroup OC, made it a bit sweet, a bit cute, and here you have it!
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06 Jun 2026
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a story of finding warmth in a frozen wasteland and holding on as tightly as possible.
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the unshakable bond formed by shared trauma.
Jim and Dmitri survive together, escape together, and recover together.
Bookmarked by FlyingPigMonkey
22 Dec 2025