3 Works by Funsize_karma
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Jason and Damian trick Dick into thinking that Jason can be summoned via Ouija board. It’s hilarious—until Dick tries it mid-battle, and Jason gets yeeted by an alien.
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- Part 3 of chaotic one-shots
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The rookie frowns. "What, the guy from the Daily Planet? That farmboy-looking dude?"
"Yeah." The veteran leans forward. "You know why Metropolis has the least corrupt police force in the country? Not because we're better than anyone else. It’s because if you so much as think about taking a bribe, there is an 80% chance Clark Kent is already writing an exposé on it."
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- Part 2 of chaotic one-shots
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It really is the end of the world (not) by Funsize_karma
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2025
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Tom, the vampire, claims that through his bite Harry has become his thrall. Harry, the fae, claims that Tom has consumed fae food without his permission so is bound to serve him. A lawyer is called upon to straighten out the problem.
The lawyer casually declares Harry Potter and Tom Riddle bonded in matrimony (gasp....married).
Harry tries to kill Tom—and fails spectacularly. Tom finds this utterly endearing.
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- Part 1 of chaotic one-shots