Funsize_karma
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Jason and Damian trick Dick into thinking that Jason can be summoned via Ouija board. It’s hilarious—until Dick tries it mid-battle, and Jason gets yeeted by an alien.
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- Part 3 of chaotic one-shots
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The rookie frowns. "What, the guy from the Daily Planet? That farmboy-looking dude?"
"Yeah." The veteran leans forward. "You know why Metropolis has the least corrupt police force in the country? Not because we're better than anyone else. It’s because if you so much as think about taking a bribe, there is an 80% chance Clark Kent is already writing an exposé on it."
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- Part 2 of chaotic one-shots
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It really is the end of the world (not) by Funsize_karma
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2025
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Tom, the vampire, claims that through his bite Harry has become his thrall. Harry, the fae, claims that Tom has consumed fae food without his permission so is bound to serve him. A lawyer is called upon to straighten out the problem.
The lawyer casually declares Harry Potter and Tom Riddle bonded in matrimony (gasp....married).
Harry tries to kill Tom—and fails spectacularly. Tom finds this utterly endearing.
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- Part 1 of chaotic one-shots
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chaotic one-shots by Funsize_karma
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Superman - All Media Types
02 Mar 2025
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tya's whimsies by vazaha_tya
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Naruto, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Christian Bible (Old Testament), Arthurian Mythology, Bridgerton (TV), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, One Piece (Anime & Manga)
03 Dec 2025
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This is a fanfic graveyard, for the stories I start and put aside because my attention span is terrible. I'm posting stuff here so I can stop posting two chapters of a fic then abandoning it and making my readers cry. Anyways, if you don't like reading random rambles don't mind me. If you do, enjoy!
(Disclaimer: some of these fics might be expanded upon if I have inspiration and even resurrected if I figure out how to flesh them out - necromancer style haha. But I make no guarantees.)
50: Ariana "Ari" Potter is everyone's friend. It is her shield and her weapon.
51: Tokuma loves Tenri enough to push her away, all too aware that the life of a branch house Hyuuga is not one he would want to inflict on the love of his life. Tenri loves Tokuma enough to tear down everything that might stand between them. And she's not above asking a favour from her Toad Sage deadbeat dad to get what she wants.
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these damn rich people by flamefenrir2003
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
28 Jan 2024
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After his Grandfather gets into a accident, seventeen year old Yuri Plisetsky finds himself in the care of married idiots Viktor and Yuuri Katsuki-Nikiforov all the way in Japan. Only to find himself somehow standing in front of the gates of Ouran High School, enrolled as a regular student.
In which Viktor has too much money in his hands and is willing to pay Yuri's tuition, Yuuri is a supportive dad/big brother and all Yuri wants is to kill everyone.
"How do you even accidentally join a host club?!" Katsudon asked incredulously.
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The Crown Prince and the Targaryen Family Drama by Williamcipher
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
30 Sep 2025
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Baelon Targaryen lived despite everyone's expectations—his father's, his sister's, the court's, the kingdom's, and definitely Otto Hightower's.
Self-insert as Baleon Targaryen, the Heir for the Day. He just wants this crazy family not to kill itself while dreaming of a vacation that he knows will not come.
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- Part 12 of Chaotic Plot Bunnies
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Jason and the Three Terrors by Cdelphiki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days
29 Nov 2025
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One moment, Jason was peacefully sleeping, perfectly content with his life with the League of Assassins. Okay, so maybe not content content, but he wasn't unhappy, either. Then Talia woke him up at 2 am, threw three children at him, and told him to get them to America and far away from Ra's al Ghul.
What the fuck.
The last thing he wanted was to see Bruce. But with three brats relying on him and no Talia, there weren't many options for sanctuary. He just didn't expect the kids to grow on him so much in two short weeks.
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- Part 1 of The Three Terrors Cinematic Universe
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a nudge in the right direction (led me straight to you) by Nonsensicals (UseCommonSense)
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Nightwing (Comics)
12 Oct 2025
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You may have a propensity to mismatch your socks, lose every hair tie on your wrist, and gamble your life without blinking, but at first glance, there's nothing truly extraordinary about you. It's purposeful; in a world of gods and monsters, you've learned to keep your cards—and otherworldly intuition—close to your chest.
Some people look twice.
(You, Dick Grayson, and everything else through the years.)