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He leaned down again, along his neck, worrying his teeth along the edge of Wade’s suit, not giving into the scarred flesh that lay right above.
Wade, of course, noticed.
“Fucking bite me, pussy.”
aka wade and logan hate fuck in the honda odyssey like god intended
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20 Sep 2025
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Shifting Gears (and other handjob jokes) by wadesunderwater
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Jul 2025
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The first time was an accident. Honestly.
And really, what did anyone expect Wade to do? In the passenger seat of an old Ford F-150 while The Wolverine had one meaty hand hung over the steering wheel, and the other resting on Wade’s thigh? Maybe that he could have handled, but then the bastard had to go and pull out a fucking cigar from the glove compartment, wrist knocking against Wade’s knee as he snapped the drawer closed and flipped his fingers over to stick the bud in his mouth.
His boyfriend was the actual embodiment of every homoerotic undertone in the “masculine” pastime of cigar smoking. Fuck him if road safety wasn’t at the top of Wade’s concerns.
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Wade discovers Logan has a thing for car sex, and maybe things get a little carried away.
Written for Poolverine Week 2025 Day 1: car scene / road trip
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- Part 1 of we're just a couple animals
 
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20 Sep 2025
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Pretty Little Baby by ihardly_knowher
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
14 Aug 2025
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Then—softly, like it just slipped out—he says, “You’re so fuckin’ pretty.”
Wade freezes. Mouth still full, lips flushed and slick, brain sounding with an incredibly loud incorrect buzzer.
He pulls off with a wet pop and stares up, water running over his face. “…What?”
Logan doesn’t blink. Doesn’t flinch. His hand shifts from Wade’s head to cradle his jaw, fingers warm and steady. “Said you’re pretty.”
Wade’s breath hitches. His first instinct is to scoff. “Don’t feed me lines, man. You already won the blowjob lottery, you don’t gotta butter me up.”
Logan’s eyes narrow just slightly. His grip doesn’t tighten, but it gets… solid. “Ain’t a line. Not a lie either.” He tilts Wade’s chin a little, meeting his eyes like it’s not even a contest. “You’re pretty.”
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The one where Logan convinces Wade that he’s pretty.
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- Part 3 of Wade Wilson’s Sexy Time Playlist
 
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20 Sep 2025
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Logan very slowly turns his head, seizing Wade in a gaze so piercing Wade thinks he could come again. Logan looks horrified, disgusted, but maybe...something else? Something almost like interest, or at least curiosity.
“Did you just fucking come?” he accuses.
Wade looks down at his suit, hoping maybe he can lie-nope. A wet splotch has formed. The shame and guilt burn him up and he has to push them away, trying desperately not to come in his pants…again. He knew going commando was a bad idea. Logan’s eyes have flicked down as well, regarding Wade as if he were a gross little bug. Wade bites his glove to keep in the moan that thought brings about.
“It’s not my fault! First you touch every single part of my poor, tender, body and then you pinned me down and penetrated me!” Wade tries desperately to shift the blame. It’s not his fault his brain is so fucked up.
“I stabbed you in your goddamn kidneys!”
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19 Sep 2025
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“You look ridiculous.” He lied, “You’re 46.” Logan spit out, no real heat behind it.
“And you’re 200 years old and drinking Jungle Juice.” Wade fired back,
“Shut up.” Logan growled,
“I came to play Honey Badger, you’d have to tie me down and gag me to stop this mouth.” Logan couldn’t help that his body tensed up a little at the verbal image of Wade tied up and gagged. He’d open that can of worms later. He’s way too drunk for that right now.
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19 Sep 2025
 
