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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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06 Jan 2026
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Vexed and Annoyed by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie, Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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His hair flashes from orange to a pale lilac before settling into neon lime.
She gasps. “Oh. It changes?”
At his grim expression—and subsequent shift into mustardy yellow—it all comes crashing into place. Somehow, his hair is transmitting his emotion visually; chromatically.
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Or, Hermione responds to a Christmastime creature-related incident.
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22 Dec 2025
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The Peril of Playing Mermaids by t_natrix3, Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Aug 2025
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“Want a dry top?” Ron offers.
“Maybe.” Draco frowns down at himself, looking nonplussed. “Lord, what do you put in her bathwater? This is persistent.”
As is the growing ache between Hermione’s legs.
Seeing him like this, vaguely frustrated and glistening and goosebumpy, has done a number on her libido. He looks a bit pathetic, like a cat left out in a rainstorm. She wants to cluck her tongue soothingly and strip him of his wet things and tuck them both up into a blanket by the hearth. Wants to towel him dry and rub her hands over him until he’s all warm and flushed and hard—
“For god’s sake,” Pansy huffs.
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Or when Draco gets spelled perma-wet by his goddaughter and Hermione sees him in a whole new light.
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04 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger works for Wizengamot Administrative Services, supporting with the collection of evidence, for the ongoing Wizarding War Trials. She knew it would be hard, but she hadn't expected it to be this hard. And in the middle of the chaos, she can't deny the growing connection she has with one key witness, in particular.
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The tags here relate to past events, that our protagonists are witnessing together. Neither are the perpetrators. While it touches on some difficult subjects, the actual story between these two is lovely <3 Give it a try!Bookmarked by Geemeds
31 Dec 2024
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A Meowy Little Christmas by quicknotesquim for FidgetScribbles, Misdemeanor1331
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2023
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Draco Malfoy is roped into catsitting an elderly Crookshanks for his co-worker and longtime crush, Hermione Granger, over the Christmas holidays.