GeraldTheFabulousGiraffe

A brown, yellow, white ands blue sea slug wearing square sunglasses on its face and fake hands on its back. There is a black outline of a love heart in the bottom right corner.



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    Spoilers for Spider-Man - Homecoming ahead.

     

    May put her arms around him. “Why didn't you tell me?”
    Peter shook his head. “I didn't want to worry you. It's not as bad as it looks.”
    Tears threatened again at his words. “It's a stab wound, Peter. In your chest.”

    Or: The one where May notices what state Peter is in when he returns from the Homecoming dance and doesn't learn the truth, but still manages to be exactly what he needs.

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    30 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    Fictober Prompt #10 - "it's so quiet"

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    May would really rather be doing anything else in this moment—cleaning up vomit is nobody’s idea of a good Thursday night. But life throws you curveballs, and life threw her Peter—first as her unexpected son, and then as her unexpected spider—and she wouldn’t trade that kid for the world.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    The highs and lows of Tony unexpectedly becoming a single dad at 31– from Peter’s early baby years, all the way past the defeat of Thanos

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Pepper sighs heavily but doesn’t look away from him. “There is a woman on line one, her name is Mary Fitzpatrick—”

    Tony feels like someone breaks an ice cold egg on the top of his head. Frozen yolk spearing down the back of his neck.

    “—and she says she had your baby, Tony. Two days ago, she’s still in the hospital. She’s one hundred percent sure it’s yours.”

    Tony stares at her.

    Yeah, he’s had this happen before. It’s never panned out, always been a cash grab, and if he does have any biological kids out there, the mothers haven’t contacted him. All the ones that tried their hands were bullshitting.

    But he remembers Mary Fitzpatrick.

    And without picking up the call, without taking a test, without seeing the baby—he knows.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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