GeraldTheFabulousGiraffe
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wounds we can’t see (still leave a scar) by GeraldTheFabulousGiraffe for the_jennster, ShadowSnowdapple
Fandoms: RWBY
06 Nov 2020
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In which a childhood of being told you’re nothing has everlasting effects.
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Jasper loves their family, and makes sure they know it.
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when icarus was pulled under by GeraldTheFabulousGiraffe for ShadowSnowdapple
Fandoms: RWBY
05 Nov 2020
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“A fucking Sea Feilong Grimm. Of fucking course.”
In which hydrophobia, plane heists, broken ribs, and sea monsters make a fun day out for all.
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Jasper has a really, really terrible day, but they’ve got their family, so it’s okay.
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A speculation fic on JNR’s response to seeing Oscar fall at the end of Vol.7. References to blood are made, but none is shown.
“Every single inch of her mind was filled with the image of Oscar’s wide, terrified eyes; and the nothingness in Ironwood’s.
She wasn’t just going to break the fucker’s legs, — Nora decided viciously — she would smack him right on his skinned arm, for good measure.”
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the darkest night will end, and the sun will rise by GeraldTheFabulousGiraffe for tikii
Fandoms: RWBY
12 Jan 2020
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Dimly, he realised that he didn’t want to die, not really, not alone, with only his own sobs ringing in his ears.
Shame he wouldn’t get a choice.
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR VOL.7 CHAPTER 10
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a pyrrhic victory never feels like a win, does it? by GeraldTheFabulousGiraffe for ShadowSnowdapple, kineticallyanywhere
Fandoms: RWBY
30 Nov 2019
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from the Oscar Pine Protection Squad (ironic i know), this prompt:
"oh man now I'm thinking about what kind of choice that would be. for every incarnation to have to really adopt the mindset of 'death before capture'"
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"What if Oz's right hands are in on the ultimatum? And oz told them that if they couldn't save him from being captured, they need to kill him"
there is HUGE angst, so beware.
Recent series
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icarus rising, icarus falling (he died doing what he loved) by GeraldTheFabulousGiraffe
Fandom RWBY
05 Nov 2020
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a series of fics about my rwby oc, jasper anatol.
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It All Started with Embalmed Cucumbers by TheOceanIsMyInkwell
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Mar 2020
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"Right, uh, sooo, it started with the pickles and I am not to blame for that, for the record it was Ned, but, uh--"
Tony sniffs out the signature Parker stutter of guilt in a second flat. He scoops up his phone from the couch and squints at it. "What gives, webhead? Spit it out."
"Oh, no," Peter says. "Oh God."
"I've been called that, yes."
"You're not the answering machine."
"That is correct, Mr. Four-Point-Oh."
"I--I was not prepared for the consequences of live interaction," Peter says faintly.
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Peter was bound to get shot at some point. It being on a Saturday afternoon all because of some long-winded story about pickles that he fails to explain is just the cherry on top. Cue Rhodey coming to the rescue to dig the bullet out and Tony having none of the kid's nervous wisecracks, thank you very much.Series
- Part 6 of A Little Unsteady
Bookmarked by GeraldTheFabulousGiraffe
01 May 2026
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yes, he's very special by iron_spider
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
10 Aug 2021
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“And I’ve lifted up buses!” Peter yells. “More than one bus! At a time! And I can juggle them too! So think about that! Keep that in mind! Juggle them with people in them! But I wouldn’t do that because that’s dangerous but I could do it easily, I’m very capable of that!”
Tony can’t help it and he smiles to himself, glancing up at Peter again. He’s staring at the window and raising his eyebrows like he thinks he’s looking at somebody—and sure, he is, but not the person he thinks.
“He’s hilarious,” Tony says, continuing to search for some kind of switch or latch to get the panel working again. Trying to stop getting distracted.
“Yeah,” Rhodey says. “That’s the word for it.”
“You’re not making fun of him,” Tony says, sliding his hands along the wall. “I hope that’s not what I’m hearing.”
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01 May 2026
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like a bad biography by poisedwalrus
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 Sep 2019
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“Wait.” Peter looks up. “What?”
“We’re going to Avengers Compound,” Ned repeats dutifully.
Yeah.
That’s what Peter thought he said.
“Nope.” Peter drops his book onto the table. It shudders. “I’m not going. I’m not— I’m gonna call in sick. I’m gonna call in dead.”
In which Midtown’s Academic Decathlon team inadvertently ends Spider-Man’s whole career.
(Set between “hungry for a poke” and “to win this fight, side by side”)
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- Part 8 of not only plan but also believe
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01 May 2026
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hungry for a poke by poisedwalrus
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
30 Jul 2019
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“Uh,” says Ned, “Uh, the Decathlon team may be under the assumption that— that you’re a, um— “
“—A prostitute,” MJ finishes.
Peter looks at them. Then down at himself. Then back at them.
“What?” he says.
Peter’s classmates are a little confused, but they got the spirit.
(Set after “try to stop the paradise we’re dreaming of”)
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- Part 3 of not only plan but also believe
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01 May 2026
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Five Times the Team Took Care of Steve and/or Peter (and One Time They Returned the Favor) by TunaFishChris
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Sep 2017
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In light of Steve's mental state, the team gets a tad overprotective.
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- Part 2 of Held Together
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- English
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Bookmarked by GeraldTheFabulousGiraffe
30 Apr 2026