Gh0stsD0ntDie



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    𝆕 Soap making tea for Ghost because he’s not gay 𝆕

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    20 Jun 2026

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    God these two are idiots. I dont think i can say that enough times.

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    Cut and Come Again: A method used to repeatedly harvest from a single plant over an extended period of time rather than harvesting, and therefore killing, the entire plant at one time. This is done by regularly harvesting only the outer leaves and leaving the inner leaves to continue growing.

    Ghost gets up and dusts off the dirt clinging to his knees; Mr. Todd might be generous with the estate, but it was still private property.

    He starts walking over but he’s not halfway to the oak tree when the stranger stands up with a frown on his face. He puts his pencil between his teeth, his sketchbook under his arm, and then proceeds to try and step into the cluster of honeysuckle that surrounds the oak.

    “Oi!” Ghost barks without thought.

    The man flinches and freezes, wobbling on one foot, the other is poised dangerously over the greenery.

    If this stranger crushes so much as a single bloody leaf, Ghost will end him.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    OMG ITS SO SWEET 😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM

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    “Barrett, your turn. What did you think of Hollander?”

    Troy must have had more to drink than he thought. Or he makes bad decisions without Harris right next to him. Or he must have a death wish. That has to be the reason why he says what he does: “I thought he was a fucking babe.”

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Poor Ilya. So jealous... tsk tsk tsk

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    The hot mic incident was just the beginning.

    Now the internet watches in real-time as Ilya’s Spotify playlist gets leaked (with NOTES), Shane attempts subtlety (narrator: he fails), they bicker about boy bands on late night TV, someone admits to having a ring for six months ON TWITTER, and approximately 20 different social media platforms collectively lose their goddamn minds.

    Featuring: journalists having breakdowns, Reddit threads that require moderator intervention, TikTok compilations with 1.2M views, brand partnerships from Skittles, a plague of engagement speculation, and two hockey players who cannot stop being chaotic disasters on main.

    The fandom was writing fic about them. Turns out reality is messier, queerer, and somehow MORE unhinged.

    [or social media reacts to the week following the Hot Mic Incident™, told entirely through tweets, Reddit posts, Instagram stories, podcast transcripts, and the world’s most romantic Spotify playlist]

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    16 Jun 2026

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THESE IDIOTS SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    HAHAHAHA LMAO Im dying. Rozanov ur hilarious.