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The Lines We Don't Cross by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2025
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They ended things a year ago, but Ron still shows up and Hermione still lets him in.
They should stop.
They don’t.
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20 Nov 2025
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Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
Nothing about this is graceful.
They're both doing it anyway.Expect:
-missed signals
-disaster courtship rituals
-deeply amused Slytherins
-Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
-a tea towel that counts as an act of war
-"this is fine" energy
-Hermione Granger, missing every signal
-Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
-nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely gracefulChallenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
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Patience, elegance
Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn- Language:
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20 Nov 2025
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Liable to Be Recalled at Any Time by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Aug 2025
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After the war, Draco Malfoy files a relocation form, registers his Paris address with the Ministry, and waits to be summoned for trial. Any day now, he thinks.
Nine years later, he’s still waiting.
He restores frescoes. He rarely uses magic. He’s not hiding, exactly, but no one’s come looking. Then, on a Thursday in September, a metro door opens, and Hermione Granger steps out.
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19 Nov 2025
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And thus began a very complicated and unideal state of affairs in which Draco couldn’t ask whether the world-ending, all-consuming randiness he felt all day every day from that point on was a symptom of his magical fake-real (but mostly fake) pregnancy and something that she was also experiencing, or simply the logical progression of his hithertofore unacknowledged obsession with Hermione Granger.
Or, Draco has couvade syndrome (the magical version!) thrust upon him.
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17 Nov 2025
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The first time Hermione Granger thought about Malfoy naked, it had been a fleeting thought.
The second time, an accident.
But the third... The third time was definitely on purpose.
And given the intensity of his responses, it certainly couldn't be helped.
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
28 Oct 2025
