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between a wormhole and a hard place by b_lovedhunter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2024
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Hermione and Draco are Unspeakables working in the Time Room. Hermione cracks some space time theories and half of her gets stuck in a wormhole.
Draco helps in the present and the future.
or, Hermione gets stuck and fucked in two dimensions or timelines or whatever. I'm not a scientist.
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
05 Apr 2026
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“The coffee shop had to remake my drink since someone walked off with mine, which is why I’m late.”
His gaze dropped to his own drink, rather guiltily, and her eyes immediately followed. He turned the cup quickly and wrapped his whole hand around it, but not before she saw HERMIONE scribbled across it, clear as day.
Frustration immediately rose in her chest, flooding her skin with heat. “What the fuck, Malfoy—you took my drink?” And then he had the nerve to give her a hard time about being late.OR: Draco Malfoy steals Hermione's morning coffee. Things escalate.
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
28 Mar 2026
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When their eyes meet, she channels all of her desperation into a look that says please rescue me or I will die here. Draco smirks, and for one heartbreaking second she thinks he’s going to stand back and enjoy her misery.
But then he’s next to her, and his arm is around her shoulders pulling her tight to his side. “Derek, good to see you, mate.
Glad you’ve already met my girlfriend, Hermione.”Hermione deserves an award for not shrieking, “Your what?”
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OR: Draco and Hermione go to a solstice party.- Language:
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22 Mar 2026
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The Lines We Don't Cross by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2025
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They ended things a year ago, but Ron still shows up and Hermione still lets him in.
They should stop.
They don’t.
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20 Nov 2025
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Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
Nothing about this is graceful.
They're both doing it anyway.Expect:
-missed signals
-disaster courtship rituals
-deeply amused Slytherins
-Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
-a tea towel that counts as an act of war
-"this is fine" energy
-Hermione Granger, missing every signal
-Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
-nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely gracefulChallenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
Aster:
Patience, elegance
Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn- Language:
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20 Nov 2025
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Liable to Be Recalled at Any Time by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Aug 2025
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After the war, Draco Malfoy files a relocation form, registers his Paris address with the Ministry, and waits to be summoned for trial. Any day now, he thinks.
Nine years later, he’s still waiting.
He restores frescoes. He rarely uses magic. He’s not hiding, exactly, but no one’s come looking. Then, on a Thursday in September, a metro door opens, and Hermione Granger steps out.
Bookmarked by Glydoue
19 Nov 2025
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And thus began a very complicated and unideal state of affairs in which Draco couldn’t ask whether the world-ending, all-consuming randiness he felt all day every day from that point on was a symptom of his magical fake-real (but mostly fake) pregnancy and something that she was also experiencing, or simply the logical progression of his hithertofore unacknowledged obsession with Hermione Granger.
Or, Draco has couvade syndrome (the magical version!) thrust upon him.
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
17 Nov 2025
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The first time Hermione Granger thought about Malfoy naked, it had been a fleeting thought.
The second time, an accident.
But the third... The third time was definitely on purpose.
And given the intensity of his responses, it certainly couldn't be helped.
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
28 Oct 2025
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“It’s called This or That, Granger. I’m sure you’ll pick it up quick.”
She glowered at him. “It’s called Would You Rather and it’s a Muggle game, you prat.”
He made a one-arm gesture of acceptance. “Fine, Granger. Would you rather…” He assessed her then smirked. “Have someone use their hands to give you a back massage or an orgasm?”
She got the sense he expected her to blush at the word. She stared at him, frustration mounting that he was being so juvenile and making their project take longer than it needed to.
“Can’t decide?” He quipped when she was still staring at him.
“Back massage,” she snapped. “I can’t do that myself.”
He chuckled. “Can’t do either of them yourself, but perhaps you’re too pure to know that. Pity not in the way that matters.”
Now she looked up. “What?”
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Or where Malfoy thinks women don’t masturbate and Hermione cannot abide ignorance.
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
29 Jun 2025
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The room bursts into catcalls and whoops, but Hermione just blinks down at it. Charcoal? It doesn’t immediately compute.
“You don’t seem surprised,” Malfoy drawls. “Have you been naughty this year, Granger?”
Oh.
Those bastards.
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Or, where a new Weasley's Wizard Wheezes product is featured at a holiday party.
Written for D/Hr Advent 2024.
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
07 Jun 2025
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“It’ll be a phrase you’d say in bed,” Ginny supplied, grinning. “It has to be something provocative.”
Hermione clicked her tongue. “Be sensible. It will be on my body forever.”
“You can choose the phrase,” Ginny said magnanimously, then tilted her head, considering her. “And where. On your bum might be nice, for instance.”
“I’m not getting my bum tattooed,” Hermione deadpanned, then sighed. “Fine. I’ll think of something.”
“Think fast. We’ll do it first thing this weekend.” Ginny pushed to her feet, plucking up their empty glasses and walking them to the sink.
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Or, when Hermione is dared to get a tattoo.
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- Part 4 of Pierced Draco
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
01 Jun 2025
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She shouldn’t have seen it.
She wasn’t supposed to have seen it.
He’d only been tugging his jumper off, the pub walls almost sweating from the number of bodies inside, when she’d caught a glimpse of gold from the corner of her eye. Her attention snagged and she looked. She’d only seen it for half a second before he had tugged his t-shirt back down, the knit of his navy jumper having brought the white cotton along for the ride. It was gone just as quickly as she’d seen it but that tiny flicker of something kept her eyes searching around.
She was sure of what she’d seen — what else could it have been? — but the person upon which she’d seen that flash of metal didn’t compute.
There was no way that Draco Malfoy had a piercing. And not there.
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Or, Hermione learns that Draco has a navel piercing and can’t handle it
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- Part 1 of Pierced Draco
Bookmarked by Glydoue
27 May 2025
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Everyone was busy the night of Hermione’s thirtieth birthday. Everyone, except Draco Malfoy.
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01 Apr 2025
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Three Words, Eight Letters by abrilas, niffizzle for HeyJude19
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2022
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Five times Draco Malfoy tries to say “I love you” and one time he finally does.
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
01 Apr 2025
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
27 Mar 2025
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“I feel like—a meteor crashed into my house and I’m the only one who can see it. I feel like a sketch on a piece of parchment instead of a real person. I feel like I will curse the next person who tells me to ‘just enjoy it’.”
Hermione never thought she would be a solo parent. No one told her that it would be boring, and devastating, and that she would be filled with so much joy that she might burst any second.
No one told Draco he'd feel the same way.
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
20 Mar 2025
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Is this the only way you can get off?
What do you mean?
By telling people what to do? Having complete control over them?
No.
So why don’t you do it the normal way?
You’ll see.
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
26 Feb 2025
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“And what’s the goal here?” Draco asks, wincing as she stares blankly at the ceiling.
“To make her come.”
“Shouldn’t that be the goal for every video?”
“That’s the challenge, she’s never had a male costar make her come, so for each video she gets paired up with someone to see if it can happen.” Theo also looks rather unimpressed.
Draco just stares, gears turning quickly as he reads the video description.
“What does the winner get?”
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Draco discovers his favorite creator within the company he works for is holding a competition to see if any of her male costars are capable of making her come. He can't help but think himself worthy of the challenge and decides to sign himself up.
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- Part 1 of Girls on Film
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28 Dec 2024
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Malfoy’s hand is unforgiving against her own, squeezing hard enough that it aches. Hermione digs her nails in, knowing the sensitive expanse of his pale skin will be marked for hours.
A fair trade, considering the heavy diamond ring on her finger that feels like a shackle. Her hand and arm still tingle from the binding magic, and she can’t risk looking down at it. She knows if she does, she’ll remember the gold strand that wrapped around her skin, tying them together for the rest of their miserable lives.
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
21 Dec 2024
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The first thing she notices is not the cut of his robes, or the way he has his hair styled, cropped close on the sides but long on the top. It’s not his expensive dragon leather shoes that shine nearly iridescent in the light, or the sharp caress of his grey eyes as they flit over her face with the speed and reflexes of a seasoned Seeker.
It's the ink that peeks out above the crisp collar of his shirt. It’s a flash of blue against his pale skin, the only drop of color on his body.
That she can see.
It takes Hermione several minutes to focus well enough to drag her eyes away, lest she get caught with her jaw on the sticky floor of the pub they’re both standing in. Something tells her there's more color hidden behind the flat black of his suit and robes. There has to be, considering the intricate design that creeps up his neck like tendrils of blue smoke.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Glydoue
20 Dec 2024