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A Completely Random Boatload of Crap on a Cracker I Found Online and Put in a Word Document by GobblewonkerJeb
Fandoms: None - Fandom
08 Apr 2016
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As the title says, this is indeed a completely random boatload of crap on a cracker I found online and put in a word document. I pride myself on being a self-appointed comedian, so I hope ya'll will find this crap stuff funny.
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I was bored one day, so I started writing TMNT parodies of famous sayings.
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5 times Tony helped Bruce down from a nightmare (+1 time he let Bruce return the favour) by blewoutthestars
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Oct 2016
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Bruce has nightmares.
Tony knows how that feels.
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15 May 2016
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The adventures of Sherlock and the Tenth Doctor.
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13 May 2016
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I'd Give My Soul by DevilishBittersweet
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types
16 Aug 2017
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“Always the same. Shit, what is it with you Alpha’s and your egos,” Tony’s mouth ran off with words he didn’t even think about saying.
“Tony. Don’t start,” Steve tried to calm down. His mind kept telling him not to let an omega to talk to him in such a way. He wanted to press Tony down, make him submit when only minutes ago he wanted to wrap himself around Tony.
“Look, I get it. He’s your best friend. But you have to stop being a self-pretentious idiot who thinks he could punch his way out a situation.”
“Like blasting your way out of a situation is much better?”
“Yes it is, because I fucking use my head. This is a fucking conspiracy. They probably waited to tell you about all this bullshit when they had you enraptured deep enough to their ‘cause.’ Why do you think I privatized my suit, what do you think SHIELD would do if they got their hands on it? Everything they do is for their own gain.”
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09 May 2016
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Apparently That by slightly_salty_ace
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 May 2016
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Deadpool grabbed Spider-man by the throat and slammed him into the ground. He swung a fist at the avenger’s face, but Spider-man blocked it with his arm. Twisting under the mercenary, he managed to kick his legs out from under him. In a flash of red and blue, Spider-man had flipped him over and pinned him face down. Deadpool attempted to push the arachnid off, but Spider-man used his superhuman strength to hold his opponent firmly in place.
"What the actual fuck, Wade?!"
“Oh, go to hell, wall crawler.”
“I’m already there. Thanks to you.”
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- Part 2 of What could possibly go wrong?
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06 May 2016
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Deluge by Macx
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Jun 2016
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Weapon X chose Wade Wilson because of several factors in his life. He was a preternatural. He had extraordinary abilities that could be expanded upon. The cancer just made him desperate enough to agree to whatever they wanted to do with him.
They didn't just turn him immortal. They destroyed his very soul, tearing him apart and shaping him into something new and never seen before. They took everything he had been and left him with ashes and bones. Soulless.
He killed his creators and went on with his life.
Then he met Spider-Man.
Things started to change.
Something inside him, something that had come out of the ashes and was a nightmarish, terrible thing, sat up and took notice. An intense, single-minded notice.
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05 May 2016