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“Are you sure I’m not dead? If I’m not dead, I could just go home.”
His mère would be looking for him. Would be worried sick.
“Um…” Charlie’s eyes darted to the others.
Angel sighed heavily. “Ya can’t go home, kid. It ain’t 1923 anymore.”
Alastor frowned.
“It’s 2024.”
Somehow that was harder to accept than the fact he was in Hell.
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What if Alastor’s fight with Adam ended…differently? What if he was “purified” instead to the last moment he could have been redeemed? And, unfortunately for him, that was when he was only eleven.
Completed: 10/27/25.
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22 Nov 2025
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What if, in this world, everyone else in the hotel, except Charlie and Vaggie, is a kid?
Hell does not discriminate. It does not matter if you are an adult or a child; as long as you do not match the standards of Heaven, you will be sent to the south side.
Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, Husk, Cheri Bomb, and Sir Pentious are all kids and teens who are currently trapped in hell.
Being a kid is not easy in hell; exterminations are the least of your problems. There are other things to worry about, like shitty adults.
Then suddenly this Princess out of nowhere pitches this idea that you can go to heaven?
She must be high on drugs because no way an adult like her would look out for kids like them.
Would she?
Charlie will be in a hell of a time with these kids around the hotel. She’s got a tough road ahead. Not only does she need to redeem her guests before the extermination starts, but she also has to rebuild their trust after facing so much pain from adults time and time again. Will she be able to earn their trust and help them heal, or will she end up failing and losing these souls to the mercy of heaven?
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- Part 2 of The Hazbin Juveniles (Hazbin Kids AU)
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21 Nov 2025
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The wound on Alastor’s chest becomes badly infected and he’s unable to manage the pain even with drugs and alcohol. It gets to the point of him passing out in one of the hotel’s public spaces, unable to recover before he’s discovered by Charlie. Charlie drags Lucifer to Alastor’s side and tearfully begs Lucifer to save him. She’s having flashbacks to Pentious’s death and is terrified Lucifer might refuse out of spite towards Alastor and she just can’t lose another friend, she can’t!
Lucifer was never going to refuse, but the desperation and fear in his little girl’s voice breaks his heart all the same. Sure, he has his problems with the guy, but he wasn’t going to just leave Alastor for double dead. Who would he argue with over his morning coffee then? He overcompensates, just a tad, using his magic to not only mend the flesh but purge all foreign elements from the Sinner’s body…
Leaving behind a stranger with Alastor’s face and voice, but none of his demonic traits or abilities. Or memories.
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21 Nov 2025
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Husk and Angel are getting ready for their game of strip poker when Angel tells his boyfriend that they'll be having guests join them. They're both shocked that Lucifer and Alastor agreed to join their game, and when the game begins, things go further than they expected.
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BAW Day 2: Threesome (or Foursome)
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20 Nov 2025
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After months of being entangled with one King of Hell, Alastor makes a discovery that could, in fact, change the very routine he has grown used to. Is he even ready for this?
Now he has no idea how to tell the man he adores that they are expecting, and his thoughts provide no helpful suggestions either.
Could this day get any worse?
[I am not great at summaries]
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20 Nov 2025