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The Inexplicable Habit by GuardianLizard
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls
28 Apr 2026
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J'zargo and Marcurio do not like each other very much.
However, bound together by mutual affection for a starry-eyed Dragonborn-to-be, they find it within themselves to put this aside. The College of Winterhold is big enough for the two of them, after all. But of course, since every good story starts with something going terribly wrong, things fall apart when the Dragonborn disappears mysteriously into a snowstorm without so much as a word.
With nothing else better to do, these two sorry excuses for mages embark on an epic quest of terrible misfortune, dramatic irony, and a slow burn bromance that might just lose that B in another hundred thousand words. Who's to say! Whether predetermined by the hands of fate, or by the dice roll of some wine-drunk Daedra, the life of the Dragonborn hangs in the balance and now all that's left to save her are two idiots and their funny, inexplicable habit of always somehow making it just in time.
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New Place To Be From by GuardianLizard
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa Series, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
22 Apr 2026
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There is one obstacle in between the new freshman class of Hope’s Peak’s first semester and now: Camp Jabberwock. The school insists on sending all new scholarship students out into the woods to “team build” before the year starts in earnest. Is this effective? Well. Depends on who you ask.
Fuyuhiko has a terrible time spending his first summer separate from Peko. Peko makes some unlikely friends. Peko is fine, actually. Camp counsellors Shuichi and Kokichi, forced into non-con teamwork, struggle to deal with one another. Plus… whatever Nagito is doing. And Sonia spends her trip abroad building relationships with the two most bizarre edgelords she can find.
Ensemble cast one-shot collection shenaniganery. Expect no coherent over-arcing plot—but a fun time!
WELCOME TO CAMP JABBERWOCK!
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Somewhere Only We Know by GuardianLizard
Fandoms: Tales from the Stinky Dragon (Podcast)
31 Jul 2024
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Teaching his brother to read would prove to be more work than he had initially anticipated, but it would be worth it eventually. It would take him decades, but in return for his hard work, the decades that followed would be filled with letters and postcards and messages he sent him, scrawled in huge loopy handwriting dotted with hearts over the “i”’s. One day, Gum Gum would write stories of his own, and Bart would be there to read every single one.
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May The Source Be With You by GuardianLizard
Fandoms: Tales from the Stinky Dragon (Podcast)
10 Jun 2023
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In their search to find the mysterious "Source" before Quadron does, the Infinights have to go revisit the ghosts of Kyborg's harrowing past hidden deep in the Everwinter woods. Kyborg may no longer have his family, but his friends are here to support him every step of the way.
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Back in episode 33, the Infinight Interns are in disguise during the Hundra-fest in the heart of New Valros, stranded alone on a doomed diplomacy mission with a goal to save not only the Valrossians, but now it seems Gumbo and Hannibal as well. Can they save everyone before the clock strikes midnight? Only time will tell...
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In the years before the Oblivion Crisis, the Dark Brotherhood has been sitting upon its laurels at the highest of heights, and its current Valus Claw sees no reason to behave any differently. There, having worked for years to attain such unholy prestige, Speaker Lucien Lachance and his Silencer enjoy the benefits of power within the cult’s uppermost echelons. That is, for a time. For although a period without change may be of reassurance to mortals, that which chafes the black scales of Sithis most is stagnation. Silencer Zathiril av Mor’iargalthil will not be the first nor the last to discover that, and for once in his life, he will have to rely on others if he is to survive.
This story follows the Silencer who precedes the player character in TESIV: Oblivion. It will include events of the canon Dark Brotherhood questline and expand upon the cult’s lore. Although Lucien is one of the main characters, the story is told through the voice of that Silencer.
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17 Mar 2026
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So Bear the Sky, These Calloused Hands of Mine by A_Lonely_Dunadan
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls
15 Apr 2026
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"This one's a favorite of mine, a legend we all know and love..."
The in-game journal of Elbryn. Failed mage, nobody, and somehow, the Dragonborn. Something closer to a Divine joke than a legend to be put to song, but who are we to question the gods?
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02 Jan 2026