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Alfred Pennyworth has seen many things in his years of service to the Wayne family. An eight-year-old Jason Todd reading Fifty Shades of Grey in the manor library was not supposed to be one of them.
When kids outside school call Jason a nerd and hand him "pop culture" reading material, Jason makes it exactly four pages before the contracts confuse him and Alfred's soul leaves his body. What follows is an emergency trip to the Watchtower, a Justice League meeting derailed by the World's Smallest Literary Critic, Dick Grayson making the mistake of mentioning kissing, and Bruce Wayne discovering exciting new reasons to buy a school.
Jason's verdict: the book is an abomination, Jane Austen would never, and there's only one man qualified to handle this level of literary evil.
John Constantine agrees. The book doesn't even deserve proper Hell.
(Mr. Darcy remains unbothered. Pride and Prejudice remains supreme. Tommy Barker's parents receive a very polite fourteen-minute visit from a billionaire.)Bookmarked by Halimeda_247
14 May 2026
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Retrograde Motion by Lysical
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
24 Sep 2017
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All Jason wanted was a case that was simple, clean, and far away from the latest mess in Gotham. Magic wasn't the Outlaws' area of expertise, but they soon found themselves investigating a dark wizard with a penchant for organ harvesting.
When an accident on the case leaves Jason as a clueless seven year old with a memory that's spotty at best, what else can his team do but go to his family for help?
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13 May 2026
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The Time Before by Cdelphiki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
11 Dec 2023
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One moment, Red Hood was fighting with Black Mask, listening to the idiot go on about how he'd murder Jason long before he'd become a problem. The next... Jason was ten years in the past, nine-years-old, and fending for himself on the streets of Gotham. Bruce might not know about Jason yet in the timeline, but Batman was the only one who could protect him against Black Mask.
If only Jason didn't hate him so much...
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- Part 1 of Time Travel Shenanigans
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11 May 2026
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Seasons by Adventine
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
03 Aug 2019
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08 May 2026
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My Neighbors in B18 by CaptainDeadShips for CinnaTwist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
13 Aug 2020
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Thus, Dick resigned himself to his silent (agonizing) pining after the omega in B18. No amount of Arabic that he picked up could possibly impress the omega and pup because they weren’t talking to him. When they spoke in their native tongue it was supposed to be hushed and to each other, acknowledging that he knew something of their language was admitting that he listened in on them - meant that he was being creepy and learning this entire language in hope that he could catch their attention. It wasn’t going anywhere. They were never going to get anywhere. Jason was far too busy between raising his son and working the night-shift at the diner just down the road. He was too busy fussing over hiring a new babysitter to be worried about the increasingly pathetic alpha across the hallway.
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Dick is in love with his neighbor, he just doesn't know how to get his attention.
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07 May 2026