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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Zoro has an oral fixation. Sanji can't help but notice.

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    14 Jan 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 98

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    Across the street from Zoro's pottery studio sat a tea shop - the All Brew - owned by a charming tea-maker named Sanji...

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    12 Jan 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    Zoro had a soulmate. This meant both everything and nothing.

    Now he had to make Sanji understand that.

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    04 Jan 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 84

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    The plan: bring Neil home for the holidays, fake a relationship, survive the week.

    The problem: Neil Josten has soft lips, sharp eyes and whispers German in his ears.

    Andrew's made a miscalculation.

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    02 Dec 2025

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    Andrew becomes tiktok famous, but not for what you'd think.

    russian translation (by pfifferlinge) here: https://ficbook.net/readfic/019b2de1-1612-75da-97f0-4446d8b6d1e7

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    02 Dec 2025

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  6. Public Bookmark 22

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    After a night out in Columbia Neil and Andrew make a little step further in their relationship. But also little steps can be more than enough.

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    30 Nov 2025

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  7. Public Bookmark 40

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    When Andrew was five and being delivered to yet another foster home, a young social worker turned to his new foster parents and said “he’s gifted”. Since then Andrew could never hear the word “gifted” without thinking it meant “cursed”.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    “Now, for our swordsman…” Sanji sighs. “Where do I even start?”
    “Look, I already talked to Roronoa.” Franky cocks his head and flips back a few pages in his notebook. “He just wanted a rack for his swords and a booze stash.”
    Sanji chews around the filter of his cigarette. “Franky how big is this ship gonna be?”
    “Picture a galleon.”
    “Shit,” Sanji leans over to peer at the notebook. “How much room do you have on that page? Okay good- So first and foremost I need you to put down that Zoro is a dumbass.”
    “...Right.”

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    Franky attempts to gather some suggestions from the Thousand Sunny's future inhabitants | ZoSan

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    09 Nov 2025

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  9. Public Bookmark 55

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    “How many men have you fucked that weren’t me?”

    “Like, four?” It’s a small number, but never one that Zoro thought was worth keeping count of. “Why, you jealous?”

    No,” Sanji fumes. He grabs Zoro by the shoulders. “I can take it, you asshole, just admit you’re too scared to fuck me!”

    It’s Zoro’s turn to make a noise. This whole fight is fucking ridiculous. “I’m not.”

    Okay, then fuck me!”

    Fine! I’ll fuck you!”

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    Sanji just had to go there and want to get fucked. Obviously (ugh) it means Zoro needs romance him first, lovey-dovey shit and all.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    Pop Base @PopBase · 3h
    Zoro without Nami again during another visit to the Baratie with mysterious blond man which could mean nothing.

    Sanji's an internet chef, but he's also Nami's biggest fan. Zoro's an actor, but he's also Nami's fake boyfriend. Together, they get trapped in an elevator. Among other things.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    “I don’t need to compare,” Sanji says hotly. “I already know mine’s bigger. It would be a waste of time.”

    This is so obviously the reaction Zoro is looking for that it’s no surprise when he says, “Sounds to me like you’re scared, shit cook.”

    “Like hell I am!” Sanji retorts, helpless to resist the heady rush of a challenge from Roronoa Zoro. Even when it’s one so orchestrated.

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    23 Oct 2025

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  12. Public Bookmark 68

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    When Zoro takes a mild injury in a fight with a Marine ship, he doesn't think anything of it - until he begins to come down with a mysterious illness. With his symptoms quickly growing worse, it becomes clear that there's only one person who has the power to save him. But why?

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    12 Oct 2025

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  13. Public Bookmark 87

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    It starts with one offhand comment in the middle of a battle:

    Our swordsman has quite the talented tongue.

    She even winks—winks!—and suddenly Robin’s words have shaken Sanji’s worldview indefinitely.

    Later, he finds out that apparently everyone on this goddamn ship has kissed the idiot mosshead at least once.

    Everyone.

    Except him.

    And now it’s driving him mad.

    Because of course he wants to try—just to see what the big deal is, obviously.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    Sanji broke the silence again. “Want me to help you?”

    Zoro frowned, glancing at him in confusion. “With what?”

    “Talking to guys,” Sanji said, then hurried to clarify. “Same principle as talking to women. I know what I’m doing.”

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    04 Aug 2025

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  15. Public Bookmark 37

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    Your heart will not cease to yearn,

    Until for whomst you can discern,

    A pain that must be matched in turn,

    Until that time, it shall burn.

     

    One drunken mistake leads Zoro to being cursed to stay by Sanji's side. But as he realises the true nature of the curse, he begins to fear that finding a cure might be impossible.

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    28 Jul 2025

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    Zoro growled, “You really think I'm gonna fall madly in love with some random friend of Vivi’s?”

    “Couldn't hurt to at least meet him,” she shrugged, then nudged his shoulder, “Come on, free food, good company, and I'll owe you a favor. You know how I hate owing people, this is all wins for you! What do you say?”

    Zoro groaned as he leaned back in his chair, but finally caved with a, “Fine, I'll do it. But I won't like it.”

    Or: When your date sucks but the waiter is really cute.

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    28 Jul 2025

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    As much as Sanji was in love with Zoro, he was going to break up with him.
    After so many fights, arguments, denial, a death pact, and unresolved sexual tension, they were finally together, and anyone could believe they were the perfect match.
    Why?
    Well, because even though they still argued a lot and their competitiveness hadn’t decreased one bit, they were more in sync than ever. They were clearly complementary, equally strong, respected each other, and trusted each other above all else—and sometimes it even felt like they could read each other’s minds.
    Kuroashi no Sanji and Roronoa Zoro were the perfect pair of wings for Monkey D. Luffy, the future Pirate King. So why wouldn’t they be the perfect romantic pair?
    Simple:
    Because they couldn’t fuck.

    Or: Sanji and Zoro receive an unexpected visit from their future selves — 20 years older — who have come back in time to teach them how to have sex with each other, so they don’t make the biggest mistake of their lives: ending their relationship.

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    28 Jul 2025

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    The first time Zoro suspected Sanji was up to something was when he found an excuse to lose Zoro on a grocery run. Zoro had been trying to break away for several island stops grocery trips but the shit cook always found a way to hold onto Zoro, even in the heaviest of crowds. And then suddenly one day, he sent Zoro away, with a request to buy a specific item from a specific store. And because the island's layout was confusing and stupid, it took Zoro an hour and a half to make it back to the same place and there Sanji was, bitching about Zoro getting lost.

    But he looked different. As Zoro walked around the Sunny’s deck that night, he realized that Sanji was sweating, on a relatively cool island, and was that lipstick? Just a tiny speck on the corner of Sanji’s mouth?

    Zoro didn't care what the cook did but the fact was…interesting.

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    11 Jul 2025

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    “I need a date.”

    Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.

    Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”

    “What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”

    “Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”

     

    “NO!”

     

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    Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.

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    10 Jul 2025

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    "Around him, the battlefield had gone silent.

    He had a brief moment of clarity when he realized, with horror, what his hands were cupping.

    He opened his eye as fear engulfed him and looked down at himself.

    His hands were cupping his crotch.

    The unbearable pain was coming from his penis.

    "...Dude..." a marine broke the silence, "You shot Roronoa fucking Zoro in the dick.""

     

    Or, how it took a broken penis for two idiots to realize they're in love with each other.

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