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    In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    “Ani.”

    “Do you think I’m manly?”

    Obi-Wan’s mind skips a beat or so just as he is bringing the hot mug towards his lips. He lowers it.

    “Manly?” he says.

    Anakin opens the cupboard by the stove and brings out every mixing and serving bowl therein. He sets them in front of the drying rack and rolls his falling sleeves back up.

    “You heard me,” he says.

    (Anakin has gender questions, so he wakes Obi-Wan up at ass-o-clock to demand answers.)

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    30 Oct 2025

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    God, just because we're the only two kids in The Village, Emmerich Holyblade automatically assumes this makes us friends. He doesn't even realize I hate him and his stupid smug swordsman ass.

    Whatever, honestly. Emmerich Holyblade and I are going on this stupid journey to kill the Demon Lord of Darkness, and because I hate him so much and don't want to be here, I need to let out my feelings SOMEWHERE or else I'm going to explode.

    [Official repost of the Emmerich Holyblade Saga from Tumblr!]

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    17 Oct 2025

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    If the squirrel no longer fears Yan, then he must find something that she does fear, and that is this. And this needs to be implemented in the garden immediately, if Yan hopes to protect any more tomatoes.

    “My apprentice,” Sidious says, “I have noted that you have been absent from your post lately.”

    “Taken ill, I have been, my master,” Yan says smoothly, as though he is not one such person who waltzes around town wielding a great, horned, plastoid bird.

    Sidious blinks in a fashion that resembles the very same creature in Yan’s hands. Yan blinks back innocently.

    “May we walk?” Sidious asks.

    “We may indeed,” Yan says.

    (Dooku joined the darkside because he thought it would take him away from a life tied up in red tape and, finding that what was awaiting for him on the other side of the Force was just more goddamn red tape, he moves out to the country to an old cottage and demands that his grandkids come help him set up a pig pen.)

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi gets married to the Mand'alor's ghost during his time in the Mandalore system.

    This is a little more complicated than it needs to be, given that Jango Fett is not dead.

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    “Well.” Obi-Wan was not apprenticed to one of the best negotiators in the Order for nothing. “There is no death, there is the Force,” he recited. “So, I didn’t marry Jango Fett’s ghost, I married the Force. And as Jedi, our commitment is to the Force…”

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