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    “Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.

    Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”

    Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.

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    Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.

    The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.

    Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.

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    11 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Flambae, annoyed with SDN’s bullshit, tries to drown his frustration at Crypto, where he meets a new sharp-tongued bartender who manages to get under his skin... in the best way. The problem? He is starting to fall for him. And even worse... he is falling for a damn normie. And it’s driving him crazy!
    A small au with Flambert as the end goal, where Robert was never recruited by SDN, so he needed to adapt to his new life.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    @r.robertsonIII tweets with a photo and a caption

    *A selfie of him standing outside, holding Beef in his other arm. He smiles at the camera, hair slightly tousled and the first button of his SDN work shirt undone.*

    I was informed of my new fame and decided to finally make an account. Glad to see that my work behind a desk doesn’t go unrecognised. This is Beef :)

    @velocipastor retweets with caption

    holy fuck they really do have the wrong guy behind the desk

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    10 Jan 2026

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    While Chad is trying to be a good person by escorting Robert home, they get hit by a superpower that makes it very painful for them to be more than a few feet apart. In trying to figure out how to be together under these new conditions, they learn a lot more about each other and slowly fall in love.

    Or, the Reverse Social Distance AU that emmasmoke8 keeps yapping about on Tumblr
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    Trigger Warning: Implied/referenced self-harm, body dysmorphic disorder, jokes about murder/suicide, more to be added

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    07 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    After a whirlwind of events has left Robert's life in salvageable shambles, Flambae and him decide to take vacation. Flambae's brother is a hero in New York, and they'll be staying with him while Robert hopefully overcomes his past relationship traumas and daddy issues. There's an undeniable magnetism between Robert and the brothers -- and the concept of having two perpetual heaters on hand is simply too tantalizing to ignore.

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    Robert and Flambae stay in New York with Flambae's twin brother and things get freaky (in like a sex way)

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    05 Jan 2026