Happy_Nonsense
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The marauders decide to watch A Nightmare on Elm Street to get into the Halloween spirit! Sirius is hesitant, but there's nothing he wouldn't do to see his friends happy. However, watching the movie has a bigger effect on Sirius than he thought. Luckily, Remus is there to help.
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Don't Tame Your Demons (Keep Them On a Leash) by Happy_Nonsense
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Mar 2023
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Vampire hunter Remus Lupin is given a particularly hard case tracking down an elusive and murderous vampire. What happens when he and said vampire fall in love?
title from arsonist's lullaby by hozier :)
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Dementor's Kiss (and Remus' Kiss) by Happy_Nonsense
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jan 2023
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Sirius dreams of his memories in Azkaban. Remus brings him back to reality.
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Sirius has insomnia. He likes drinking coffee at ungodly hours of the morning.
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Remus comes home and fears the worst when he doesn’t get a response. He remembers the first wizarding war.
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Sirius get's given a wrong number, Remus definitely isn't being sarcastic, and they should probably agree to stay strangers...
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Rated M for a lot of language, some sexual content but nothing too explicit, mainly jokes/flirting.
Any TWs should be listed at the start of chapter notes, please let me know if I ever miss anything, but this is a safe fic, bar some minor Walburga angst.
Fuck JKR <3- Language:
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22 Feb 2023
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The Barista, the Burglar, and the Sofa by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2018
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This is the story of twenty-three year old Remus Lupin, an overworked graduate student and underpaid barista, who comes home one day to find an exceptionally attractive man has broken into his flat. Given the neighborhood he lives in, that isn’t a huge surprise. He is surprised, though, when the burglar comes back with a sofa.
Alternatively, this is the story of how Sirius Black tries to seduce a man by slowly furnishing his flat.
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10 Aug 2022
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Sirius cracked a well-practiced smirk, “Nice to meet you, Remus.” Sirius looked at his bandmates loading their equipment into Potter's car, “You wouldn’t happen to know a bassist, would you?”
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Marauders Band AU - When the Marauders kick out their bassist, they ask local bartender Remus Lupin to step in. As the band gains success, Remus must navigate his new friendship with Sirius under the public eye.
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- Part 1 of amcah band au
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30 Apr 2022
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On a dark night long ago, Sirius Black took a wrong turn and never found Peter Pettigrew. Instead of Azkaban, Sirius settled down in Little Whinging to keep an eye on his godson, and hired Remus Lupin to run his bookshop for him. Then one day when Harry was eight, Sirius found out how the Dursleys treated him, and stole him away.
Stealing Harry is an alternate universe version of Harry Potter's life before his time at Hogwarts. It is the story of Harry's family: Sirius and Remus, Ted and Andromeda, Nymphadora, Neville Longbottom, and even Severus Snape, all banded together against a newly powerful Peter Pettigrew who is still searching for a way to resurrect Voldemort.
Laocoon's Children follows Harry through his time at Hogwarts as he develops a very different group of friends: Hufflepuff Draco Malfoy, Ravenclaw Padma Patil, and Gryffindor Neville Longbottom, strange companions for a Harry who was sorted into Slytherin -- the house of his beloved Professor Snape.
This universe ends in Harry's third year, and is partially incomplete. As it is not likely to be finished, the last story in the series is a group of notes I made on where the story would have gone and how it would have ended.
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16 Apr 2022
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In an alternate universe where Sirius Black never went to Azkaban, Harry divides his life between the Dursleys' house and Mr. Black's bookshop -- until Sirius realises what the Dursleys are doing to him, and takes him away from their care.
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- Part 1 of Stealing Harryverse