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“I have it worse, you know.”
“Wha- No, you don’t. We both had surgeries.”
“Yeah, but stitches are connecting two sides, right? And one of your sides is metal. And metal can’t itch.”
“Well,” Simmons says because it gives him time to think, just a few more seconds to prove Grif’s point wrong. He can hear his insides hum in the silence. “My new organs are made out of metal, so I’m dealing with some heavy shit.”
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19 Feb 2025
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This situationship is getting out of hand.
There are a lot of things that Simmons has no choice about: joining wars, becoming a cyborg, getting involved in government and military conspiracies, traveling through time. Why should falling in love with Grif be any different?
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15 Feb 2025
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“Everything sounds perfect,” Grif said, turning to Simmons with a shit-eating grin on his face. “Doesn’t it, babe?”
“Yeah, perfect,” Simmons replied in a wooden voice. He added belatedly, “Sweetie.”
Or, the one in which Grif and Simmons sorta steal a wedding reservation.
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09 Feb 2025
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Someone's been faxing disturbing things to the Blues.
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09 Feb 2025
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Who knew an arm-wrestling match could get so out of hand.
Inspired by drawing by Creatrixanimi
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06 Feb 2025
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i don’t think i can stand to be where you don’t see me by livhasnolife
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
04 Apr 2019
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It’s no secret that Grif doesn’t know how to land any form of aircraft, so really, this isn’t his fault. This is common knowledge and Simmons knew what to expect, so if he was really opposed to it, he should have stopped him.
So crashing it? Simmons’ fault. And crashing it into a ditch? The ditch’s fault, obviously.
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06 Feb 2025
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Red Team accidentally acquires a baby. It's Grif's fault.
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05 Feb 2025
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At sixteen, Grif has four things going for him: no parents, no curfew, no set plans, and absolutely no one who knows he's barely hanging on by the skin of his teeth. But when a group of highly inept space marines kidnaps him for undoubtedly nefarious if poorly explained reasons, Grif has to face facts: life can actually get worse. Especially when they all claim to know him.
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04 Feb 2025
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Grif sits at the table, puts his face in his hands and screams for a few seconds. “I…love you, too,” he finally says.
Simmons steps closer. “Well you don’t have to sound like I beat it out of you.”
or: simmons lets grif go, and he's absolutely not having any regrets or second thoughts about it. not one.
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30 Jan 2025
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Dexter [02:48]: Sims
Dexter [02:48]: Sims!
Sgt. Simmons [02:49]: Why are you awake?
Dexter [02:49]: why are you awake
Sgt. Simmons [02:49]: Because you just messaged me. What do you want?
Dexter [02:50]: do you think we fucked in another universe??
Sgt. Simmons [02:51]: Like. Fucked it up?
Sgt. Simmons [02:52]: Haha.
Sgt. Simmons [02:54]: Lmao.
Sgt. Simmons [02:55]: 🙂
Sgt. Simmons [02:58]: I ordered new tires for the Warthog today. Neat!They stay apart until they don't.
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29 Jan 2025
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The First United Church of Mondays by okiedokeTM (madelinescribbles)
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
27 Dec 2017
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Grif takes an argument way too far - and starts a cult worshipping popular lasagna cat, Garfield.
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28 Jan 2025
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You'd think the Red Navy would have noticed that a heavily fortified Ticonderoga cruiser was stranded in the ocean without propulsion for several months.
It's ok. The Blue Navy has the same problem.
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28 Jan 2025
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Simmons and the Grif siblings become real estate agents of justice. Also for profit. Also for fun. Simmons is a little bit murderous, but it's cool.
Inspired by the PSA "Unreal Estate" because it was extremely good.
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28 Jan 2025
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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- Part 4 of RvB Fluff Week
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27 Jan 2025
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kind of romantic, except that Grif is there by relationshipcrimes for a_taller_tale
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
29 Mar 2018
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Grif and Simmons keep falling asleep on each other. It's fine.
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- Part 3 of RvB Fluff Week
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26 Jan 2025
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Grif meets Simmons in basic training. He most definitely does not have a crush.
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26 Jan 2025
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Walking home from one of Donut's stupid movies one night, Simmons is attacked. Now he has an aversion to garlic and can't stop staring at Grif's neck.
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- Part 1 of Vampire AU
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25 Jan 2025
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Takes place in the "You Suck" by a_taller_tale, who hopefully won't mind that I decided to play around in their AU ^^0
Grif and Simmons have an argument. Simmons get's stuck outside and must find a way back in. Nothing goes his way, as it is often want to do. Comedic use of vampire mythology.
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17 Jan 2025
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It's about two in the morning when Grif finds the dog, beaten and bloody in the ally behind his apartment. With no other ideas he decides to try and save it.
It's a pretty weird dog though, a odd color, a lot smarter than it has any right to be, and it's HUGE. The longer it's there the stranger things get. Was it really such a good idea to take it in?
Is it even a dog?
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13 Jan 2025
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Everyone knew it was coming eventually, but, well, it wouldn’t be Grif and Simmons if it wasn’t preposterous and awkward for everyone involved.
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05 Jan 2025