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a picture of data from star trek with the caption “this is me btw if you even care”



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    series name taken from Hozier’s “Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene”!

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    It's just me and my silly little ships here

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    Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.

    Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    "What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”

    Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.

    Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”

     

    Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    ouuugh that’s good. ooooouuuuueuehg

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    “And the one this weekend? You cut off. His. Finger.”

    “To be fair, that one wasn’t my fault.”

    Peter shook his head, nearing his breaking point. “Unbelievable. Utterly unbelievable.”

    “You do the alliteration-when-upset thing too?” Wade said, gaping at him. “I have never wanted anyone so carnally.”

     

    Or, Peter coaches Wade on how to be a hero with the help of some positive reinforcement (as if he didn't have enough to deal with this Christmas).

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    24 Apr 2026

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    AUGHH PEAK

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    An update and serializing of the original work "Piper at the Gates of Dawn" since I felt it worked better as a collection of shorter works.

    Taking place ten years after the end of the Dominion War, four musicians from wildly different backgrounds found each other through their shared love of art and a desire to grow beyond their own cultures. Unfortunately, they never expected to become entangled in an interplanetary game of espionage, nor did they expect to be each other's ruin.

    What to expect! Meditations on art, aesthetic theory, sexy times, angst, complicated gender feelings, and me trying to fill in a ton of gaps that never get filled by any licensed Star Trek works!

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Kris and Susie are best friends. In the span of a single day, the two had become inseparable. Kris had saved Susie's life, and Susie had saved Kris's. And yet, there always seemed to be some sort of barrier, stopping the two from really connecting... But now, Kris has been freed from their strings. Their life is back in their hands, and connecting with Susie is at the top of their to-do list. Luckily for them, connecting with Kris is at the top of Susie's as well.

    A story about Kris and Susie growing up, and slowly beginning to understand just how important they are to each other.

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    07 Apr 2026