9 Bookmarks by Hawkasshole
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Trapdoor Function by Ololon
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
29 Sep 2025
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Ratthi persuades Murderbot and Gurathin to go on a survey trip to a planet with the ominous nickname of Spider Planet. Soon, troubles with corporates and the local fauna mean that SecUnit is earning its currency cards, but nothing SecUnit can't handle - until it can't.
"I’d like to say that at least things couldn’t get any worse, but whenever someone says that in the media things inevitably do get worse and that seems to be one of the things media actually gets right. Oh right. I just remembered how this gets worse: the only person who could help me was Gurathin."
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01 Sep 2025
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The One Where Five is a Reluctant Disney Princess by hero_complex_girl
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
21 Sep 2021
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When your niece is the daughter of Allison ‘The Rumor’ Hargreeves, she’s bound to walk away with some kind of power. Five finds out the hard way.
Or,
The one where Claire (not so) accidentally turns Five into a Disney Princess.
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- English
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- 8,010
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- 4/8
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21 Sep 2021
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The good news: They’ve made it out of the Sparrow timeline.
The bad news: They’re still not home. One timeline closer, but things still aren’t right. It’s 2013 and there’s an Umbrella Academy, at least; one where Five never time traveled.
It’s a race for the Hargreeves to all catch up with one another, Five to figure out how to get them home (for real this time), and stay one step ahead of a Commission no longer on their side. The other Five would also really like to know how his world is supposed to end in six short years.
An independent AU offshoot of orsumfenix's The Shifting Mirrors
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- Part 1 of shifting together
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Diego leaned off the wall when he heard his footsteps, psyching himself up to counter his ridiculous plan. “I hope you know what the hell you’re doing,” he said, fixing him with a glare that he hoped also conveyed how stupid he thought he was.
He walked forward, the heels of his shoes thumping on the concrete. “Relax. It’s all going to work out,” Five said with alarming confidence, stepping out of the shadows completely and shoving his hands in his pockets like he was born for this, adorned in the purple tell-tale colors of the Sparrow Academy uniform.
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Five joins the Sparrow Academy to beat Reginald at his own game, but it's not as clear-cut as he anticipates. With a time limit and incredibly high stakes, can he complete what he needs to do before it's too late?Bookmarked by Hawkasshole
28 Aug 2021
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sugar pills (maybe they don't work at all) by Spencer (ForestDivinity)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
20 Feb 2021
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Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
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In another universe, Five Hargreeves ends up as many things - timetraveller, assassin, saviour of the universe (damnation of the universe), eternally overworked adult, and eternal child - but that's another life.In this universe, he's a little bit more afraid (of himself? Of his powers? Of Reginald Hargreeves?) and a little more prone to seeking comfort from his family. What he can't get from his Father, he'll find somewhere else. And so instead of running into an apocalypse, Five Hargreeves runs into Four's room and steals what's left of a baggie of weed. It is large in his own small hands, his fingers shake as he pries the plastic open.
It spirals into a life of addiction he can't control, one counted in the bottoms of bottles and the sound of his brother laughing (
crying) by his side.Maybe it's not the easiest life but it's the one he's living.
Somehow, he still manages to stop the Apocalypse along the way (he never even knows it).
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23 Aug 2021
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Untitled Umbrella Academy Tea Shop AU by GreenArchitect
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 Jul 2023
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Diego owns a tea shop. Because reasons.
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13 Jul 2021
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With the Hargreeves returned to their original timeline with Five still trapped in a teenage body and no legal guardians or place to call home, it’s not long before the state’s involvement and a couple of court cases before his placement into the foster system.
It isn’t like it really matters anyway. Five can spatial jump and travel through time. A pesky foster family that aren’t particularly nice aren’t ever getting in the way.
But when the lives of his siblings are endangered yet again by an unknown source full of blackmailing threats, Five realises he’s run out of options.
So he does what he’s asked. He avoids his siblings, stays put in his temporary home, and does everything in his power to keep them safe. Besides, it’s not as if they have to know, right?
Then he kills his foster father.
And things start to get very, very complicated.
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Bookmarked by Hawkasshole
26 Jun 2021
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At first it was alright but after the seventh comment that day it was ridiculous, and maybe he shouldn’t have overreacted but if he heard one more thing there were no promises he wouldn’t tear his hair out. So, with a frustrated screech sometime after lunch he’d blinked away from his sibling’s surprised faces to the alleyway two streets across from them.
Deep down Five knows exactly why it bothers him so much.
(or, Five has trouble with clothes and adjusting and Allison helps out)
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- English
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- 2,200
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Hawkasshole
25 Jun 2021
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There’s something about Five that his siblings don’t understand, and if they don’t realize it soon, they will be too late to save their brother. Because as the Handler had said, even Five has a limit.
And every day he gets dangerously closer to it.
also - That one Five and Lila fic. ^_^ (No, the other one.)
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- Part 1 of The Boy of Time
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- English
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Bookmarked by Hawkasshole
22 Jun 2021