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“Okay, but like… how big?” Pidge says, looking analytical now. “Like, guestimating, how big is this thing?”
“This is his hand,” Lance says, curling one fist on the table. He looks between his friends expectantly. They both nod. “And this is where it ends,” Lance says, raising his other hand an approximate length off the table.
Hunk’s mouth drops open. Pidge’s eyes bulge out of her head.
“Keith?” Hunk whisper-screams. “Our Keith?”
“That would kill a person,” Pidge mumbles.
Or: Keith has a monster cock and Lance is Ready™ for the fucking of his life.
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Laurance Makes Out With (Almost) Every MCD Character by shirazens
Fandom Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series)
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A self-explanatory series where Laurance makes out with almost every Minecraft Diaries character!
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Sulfur. The salt and sin danced under his tongue, he could practically taste it. Curling and swirling in the air around the Priest, whispering tales to Laurance about the sheer extent of his lies. He opened his mouth and breathed it in, wafting it through his palette. It felt…almost comfortable. Expertly familiar, woven around his fingertips. Like home.
Laurance relaxed and unwound. If Zane wanted to play on his field, then alright, he’d meet him on his level. It was an interesting card to play, the Priest extorting his divine power over the demon…
“Except…you’re not all that holy yourself, are you?”
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Mildly rewritten version of the confrontation scene from Season 1: Episode 56. Laurance deserves to go off as a shadow knight should
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After a serious and devastating attack, the Uchiha are in desperate need of a sealmaster. Unfortunately for them, the best candidate happens to be from the Senju clan. Fortunately for them, he doesn't seem all that inclined to act like an enemy.
Which is lucky because, as it turns out, there are plenty of other adversaries making moves in Fire Country - both the clans will need to make new friends to survive.
Madara would have been content if his new husband tolerated him and helped his clan stay safe. He doesn't quite know what to do with the fact that his husband doesn't stop there.
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