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    A few weeks before college starts, Stiles signs up for an app called Heat-finder to meet an alpha to get him through his next heat. Stiles is bound and determined to not be some cliché college age virgin and decides a heat partner is the way to go. If he embarrassed himself then at least he would never have to see the alpha again, right?

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    “Yup. That's me, Stiles. I'm Stiles.” He swallowed nervously. “Actually, no my name is Mieczysław but I couldn't say that when I was little. I-I would mispronounce it and say my name was Mischief. It's a family name, Polish. Mieczysław, not Mischief, that would be weird. My mom picked it out." Oh god, Stiles couldn’t stop the flow, the words just kept coming and coming. He just couldn't seem to help himself and knew as Derek's brows rose higher that he was fucking blowing it! "It was her dad’s name. I don't know where Stiles came from.”

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    After the war, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy fight over who is the rightful Heir to the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black. That fight involves lawyers, court, and fucking in front of Ministry officials.

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    "Since the day Stiles had reached the age where his womb could become fertile, he’s expected this duty to arrive. He knew his hand would be given to a suitor not for love, but for political security.
    Such is the way of a monarch born with a cunt between their legs."
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    At sixteen, Stiles is as prepared as possible to be given away as a tool for political alliance. He's not terribly happy with the choice of destination, but he knows his duty is important to more than just himself.
    Derek is the Crown Prince of his country, but has been held back from ascending to the throne for years by his uncle, the King Regent Peter.
    Peter is doing everything within his power short of assassination to keep his hold on the crown.
    Stiles has no idea what he's walking into, entering his marriage only to be faced with suspicion, confusion, and possibly subterfuge at every angle. He must work to navigate this foreign political landscape while balancing duty, emotion, and tactical conversation at every corner. Not to mention the mysterious, fantastical tapestries that tell the story of the Hale lineage, perhaps more literally than he'd thought.

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    After the destruction of Vulcan, many members of the endangered species are left without bondmates. To prevent any further unnecessary deaths, a program is set up to match volunteers with Vulcans entering pon farr alone.

    It’s a simple contract: complete a mental compatibility exam, and when a Vulcan enters pon farr with a high enough compatibility score, you drop everything to spend a night on New Vulcan, then go your separate ways. There are definitely no weird ancient bonds in play that can get you accidentally-Vulcan-married to that person.

    …Right?

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