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    They stare at one another before Draco breaks and says “Look not that I think Weasleys are god’s gift to earth but you are smart and seem to know how to have fun and I don’t fancy being bored.”

    George and Fred stare at each other and seem to be asking if he was for real which yes just cause he’s not a bloody Gryffindor doesn't mean he’s not bored.

    “I did just save you from detention and I can help you dye Snape’s hair pink.”

    “Sold,” Fred says, smirking widely.

    “Join us as god’s gift to earth”, George follows with an equally treacherous smirk.

    Honestly he’s regretting this decision by the minute.

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    Where Draco becomes best friends with the Weasley twins and gets up to shenanigans that somehow make Voldemort want to cry.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    this is hilarious and great. really speedrunning the series without harry

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    Against their will, Percy and his friends, the gods and almost the entirety of camp are forced into a strange place suspended in time to discover past events that the Fates insist are necessary to change the fate of the mythical world as they know it.

    Needless to say, Percy's going through it, and worried about how his thoughts will impact his friendships and how people see him.

    hi!

    This where I will be doing my own PJO characters react - just for funsies
    Because they never finish
    I always have issues w smth bc im particular (picky)
    I hate annabeth bashing
    I am a firm powerful percy truther and i love people (cough the seven) losing their shit at what he's done

    (this is pre trials of apollo bc i love jason too much and we ignore the lobotomisation of Percy in the new series)

    Just know, even if updates are slow, this is probably never going to be abandoned! I need a complete story of this too badly!

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    27 Apr 2026

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    hilarious. i love it sm

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    "I enjoy the classics. Especially moody or creepy ones. Eyre, Poe, sometimes Dickens."

    Jazz nodded approvingly. "I lean towards nonfiction, mostly, but I enjoy a good ghost story."

    A smile teased the corner of Jason's mouth. "Poor little Casper doesn't scare you?"

    "Psh, please, growing up my house was basically haunted," Jazz dismissed. "Though you might think I'm crazy if you don't give any stock to the existence of ghosts. Do you believe in life after death?"

    Jason was visibly suppressing a smirk. "You'd be surprised."

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    "Why do you have a gun?!"

    "It's fuckin' Gotham. And I saw that silver piece peeking out of your purse," Jason indignantly replied. "Don't act like you're not packin'."

    "That's different. It's a peeler; it's not for humans."

    The local whirled around to gawk at her. "The fuck is it for, then?!"

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    Jason and Jazz surprise each other when their date takes a turn for the dangerous. But, hey, rogues need therapy too, right?

    A bit of gratuitously bad flirting that somehow still works, with a dash of badassery on the side.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    absolutely love

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    "How long have you been going through this, Jonathan?"

    “A few months..” Jon began, trailing off.

    Mentally coaching himself to stay calm, Clark could only be grateful he hadn’t been doing this to himself for too long.

    “..after we moved, I guess.”

    Oh.

    Clark did the math in his head.

    Something inside him broke.

    The blonde shrugged - almost casually.

    As if Clark’s whole world hadn’t crumbled before him.

    “You- you’ve been doing this for two years?” He made eye contact with his son, his voice barely a whisper. Was he such a horrible father that he didn’t notice his own child was in so much pain that he felt like hurting himself?

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    20 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    exactly the angst i wanted. idk why i wanted to cry but this did the trick

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    A month after being kicked out of school for being caught with a dangerous, experimental drug that gives you superpowers, Jon Kent has finally had his expulsion overturned on the condition that he starts therapy. But what was the point? Therapy was for people with real problems. People like Jordan with his anxiety, or Sarah with her depression. Not him. He was fine. He didn’t need therapy. Really.

    Except Dr. Wiles has a way of getting him to talk about stuff. Stuff that was supposed to be buried. Stuff that would make his parents think even worse of him than they already did if they found out the truth.

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    16 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    If i fail my midterm this was worth it