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Five million euros worth of rescue: A very Greek Odyssey! by crazychopstick
Fandoms: The Odyssey - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Ουκ αν λάβοις παρά του μη έχοντος | Ouk an lavois para tou mi ehontos (Cartoon)
10 Apr 2026
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When Odysseus Laertiades, mayor of Ithaca, survives a plane crash in Tinos, his wife Penelope and son Telemachus breathe a sigh of relief. That relief lasts exactly until the rescue bill arrives.
Five. Million. Euros.
The setting is in a modern Greece where Christianity never arrived, the Twelve Olympians are still present, and the economy is so wrecked that the richest man in the country measures his wealth in how many refrigerators he owns, this number might as well be the national debt.
Just as Telemachus starts calculating how many olive groves he'd need to sell (all of them) and Penelope considers leaving her husband in Tinos to become a permanent tourist, Hermes and Athena come to the rescue.
Together, this divine disaster duo will teach Telemachus the true meaning of entrepreneurship, viral content, and why you should never let a trickster god handle the taxes.
Will they raise the money? Will Odysseus ever leave Tinos? Will Athena finally get Hermes to shut up for five seconds?
Bookmarked by HoDerubatoUnPanificio
24 Mar 2026
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this helped me unwind from a really heavy book I'm being forced to read for school, thank you
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My new ideal (paying my rent) by astarryway
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions, Pocket Monsters: Black 2 & White 2 | Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 Versions
16 Mar 2026
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“Hey, you’ll probably know, right? What do men like?”
N looks up.
His outfit is somehow more ridiculous than it was before. Their quest to find him something half-acceptable grows more bleak with each tick of the clock on the wall. He is now wearing palm-tree-printed pants. They could very well be the worst pants ever created. And it seems he’s made his own addition: a neon blue cap, which reads, PATRAT NATION.
A thoughtful look crosses the man’s face. He tosses her question back and forth in his mind.
“Mathematical formulas,” He decides. He sounds certain of his answer.
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After Team Neo-Plasma was defeated, only rumors of its members were left. Without Zekrom, N doesn’t have anywhere left to go. Still.. most don't expect to find the former King wandering about Castelia City.
He’s never had the opportunity to live a 'normal' life. After losing his way, his friends, and parting with his former dreams, he has little to do but start again. Talking to 'normal' people, his life becomes a lot less lonely.
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Three Wolves and an Owl by Nobodyjorgesversion
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
05 Apr 2026
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Athena resurrects the Ithacans and proceeds to have a terrible decade. The family notices this, and proceeds to do it in the most Ithacan royal family thing ever. Who says you can't adopt a 6,000 year old goddess?
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15 Mar 2026
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La vecchia si è dichiarata antifascita in mondovisione. Elettra Lamborghini ha fatto perdere almeno 70 secondi alla scaletta con quegli inutili ringraziamenti all’orchestra. Le previsioni auditel preannunciano un calo di ascolti.
Ma tutto ciò è niente in confronto all’imminente, inevitabile disastro che sta per abbattersi sul palco dell’Ariston, il meteorite pronto a polverizzare mesi e mesi di duro lavoro e anni di onorabile carriera.
Perché Carlo Conti sta entrando in calore. Ed è tutta colpa di quel maledetto turco.
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26 Feb 2026
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Carlo Conti pensa di essere scappato alla strana ossessione che gli era venuta per Can Yaman la prima serata di Sanremo. Sfortunatamente, se lo ritrova di faccia nei corridoi dell'Ariston. Fortunatamente, Can ha qualcosa da dirgli.
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25 Feb 2026