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• The fine print of us by Hollic

  Fandoms: South Park  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  12 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger
  • Henrietta Biggle/Kenny McCormick
  • Nichole Daniels/Heidi Turner
  • Rebecca Cotswolds
  • Heidi Turner
  • Leslie Meyers
  • Stan Marsh
  • Wendy Testaburger
  • Kenny McCormick
  • Henrietta Biggle
  • Awkwardness
  • Awkward Flirting
  • I Wrote This While Listening to Sabrina Carpenter's Music
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Lying as a form of art
  • Eric Cartman Being An Asshole
  • loser kyle broflovski
  • Fake/Pretend Relationship
  • Slow Burn
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
  • Fluff
  • Slurs

  Summary

  Kyle was tired of not having a girlfriend, failing at every attempt to have a proper date with girls. But things changed when he decided to lie in the heat of the moment to preserve himself from being rejected once again. Things get worse, can he handle the pressure or better saying: can his straightness survive?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,519

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Kudos:

  10

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  77