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A retelling of BEASTARS' final arc as told by the weirdo behind The Reaper and The Soak, because he has upsetti in his spaghetti about how the series ended, and is convinced that it was because Paru Itagaki ended it to spite Weekly Shonen Champion for stepping on her toes constantly and trying to turn BEASTARS into furry Fist of the North Star (no disrespect to Paru-sensei and all disrespect to WSC).
Expect new characters, old characters justifying their existences at last, and major tweaks to the canon with the intention to not leave any loose plot threads as I attempt to give the fandom the Revenge of the Love Failure arc that they felt the series deserved as well as a stronger ending (I say stronger, because I don't want to cheapen everything with a "Happily Ever After" cop-out).
Experience the madness of the Fruit and Stand-sonas the way they were probably meant to turn out. This is... The Redux of the Love Failure.
Updates weekly on Sundays in blocks of five chapters. Runs do not have predetermined schedules, they happen when I have five chapters (mostly) written and ready to go.
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Hell is... a hard place; its denizens are born into a life of hard knocks, they muddle through it and a great many of them die in their struggles against this unforgiving land. It's also a massive place, and to chronicle the stories of every Hellborn who ever crossed paths with the founder of the Immediate Murder Professionals and/or his hapless employees would take multiple lifetimes. These are just a few of those stories.
In this tale: after escaping the same sort of fire that left them permanently scarred for the second time in their lives, Blitzø and FizzaRolli begin their escape from the Greed Ring after they retrieve Fizz's beloved pets. But not before they make a detour to a food joint that Fizz desperately wants to go to. Besides, Blitzø owes him after all the shenanigans he put Fizz through today. And what does he owe Fizz? Only the best burgers in Lust, of course!
As they sit down to enjoy their greasy meal, they finally feel comfortable enough to open up after fifteen years of hatred and angsty isolation- the incident at Ozzy's notwithstanding. Blitzø knows it's a crapshoot to try and seek forgiveness from his former best friend, but maybe they'll leave on speaking terms...
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Hell is... a hard place; its denizens are born into a life of hard knocks, they muddle through it and a great many of them die in their struggles against this unforgiving land. It's also a massive place, and to chronicle the stories of every Hellborn who ever crossed paths with the founder of the Immediate Murder Professionals and/or his hapless employees would take multiple lifetimes. These are just a few of those stories.
In this tale: Alessio oversees the clean-up of the mansion after the disastrous Wedding Massacre. While there's still enough soldiers in the wider outfit, the bulk of the elites who were part of Crimson's security detail just got wasted by a single Wrath-born hellion. It's going to take time and money to heal the survivors back to fighting strength, and some of them will never be the same.
Crimson would rather them put to death to save money, but that jumped-up little imp got them in this hole in the first place because he thought with his wallet instead of his brain. Alessio warned him about that punk, but anything for a few extra $ouls...If this keeps on happening to the Family, Alessio may have to take drastic action and deal with the root problem... permanently.
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soak (n.)
(slang, British-English): a person who drinks to excess; a drunk. No definite origin, but linked to the country's seafaring heritage circa the Age of SailLouis is at rock bottom. He's done time for killing his family; his friends despise him; his public persona has been mauled by the tabloids; the legs of his lovers have snapped shut; the Horns Conglomerate has cut all ties with him; and so much as thinking about his shrivelled up criminal connections is liable to see him wind up as fresh cuts on the Black Market's stalls, not that anyone would want his alkie hide. Effectively under house arrest in the mausoleum that is his father's mansion and penniless aside from a clandestine pittance the family business throws at him, there is nothing worth getting out of bed for. And boy does he need a drink after 12 years sober.
Wouldn't that be nice? To suckle from that old poisoned teat that set him down this dark path and slip into oblivion forevermore.
Fate isn't planning on being that kind to this damned soul. All traps have a release mechanism, even liquid ones.
Unofficial conclusion to Orifice_Spelunker's The Liquid Trap
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Helluva Segue: One-Shots from The Seven Rings by House42
Fandom Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 May 2024
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Hell is... a hard place; its denizens are born into a life of hard knocks, they struggle through it and a great many of them die in their struggles against this unforgiving land. It's also a massive place, and to chronicle the stories of every Hellborn who ever crossed paths with the founder of the Immediate Murder Professionals and/or his hapless employees would take multiple lifetimes. These are just a few of those stories.
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