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The gunslinger fled across the desert and the archer followed, basically
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He doesn’t remember running down the halls, or slipping on the hardwood floors, or catching himself on the doorframe before he runs into a wall.
Instead, he thinks of his racing heart and Hanzo’s pained voice crying out in the night.
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09 Sep 2025
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Jesse laughs, leaning back and away and letting Hanzo continue to complain as he pulls up the mission file on his phone again.
“You’re thinkin’ too hard about this. It’s gonna be a good time. Don’t you like gettin’ dressed up… cool disguises… incognito?” McCree scrolls through the briefing before settling once again on the target of the evening; Satya Vaswani, codename Symmetra. A hoity-toity Vishkar representative that was supposed to appear at this shindig.
“Disguises are one thing… this is… putting on a leather jacket and ruining my hair,” Hanzo replies with a grumble, leaning back in his chair. He looks up when McCree holds the phone out toward him, and takes it, peering down at it with the grumpy expression still on his face. “I hate these people.”
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McCree and Hanzo have to go undercover at a greaser-themed party celebrating the 300th anniversary of Los Angeles to keep an eye on Vishkar's top agent, a woman named Satya Vaswani. It's weird, but they do their part. And then some.
Written for the McHanzo Reverse Bang 2018
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Hanzo was… amazing, and it felt like he was high above him, the pinnacle of perfection that was always meant to be out of reach. Almost as if he was too good to be here, though he never acted that way.
Cassidy’s mother had always told him “if you don’t ask and don’t try for a yes, the answer will always be no”. But here, if he didn’t ask, he didn’t have to risk it being a no. The status quo was fine. It was enough. He was content.
Because if Cole dared to dream and tried to shoot for the moon, he could miss. He doubted even the stars would catch him if he tried and failed. But if he never failed, then he had nothing to lose, right?
So why ruin what they had now?
-----Fic written for YeeHan Week 2023 (Day 4 - Confession/Intimacy)
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20 May 2025
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If I'm Found I'll End Up Lost by insight_ful (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
15 Mar 2020
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Jesse McCree did not expect his flight to land on a deserted island, nor did he plan for his landing to be a crash that tore the plane into three pieces. And, surprisingly, he didn't expect as many people to survive such a thing as apparently did.
But where exactly did they crash, and how do they explain the very weird things that seem to happen on the island. Plus, why has nobody come for them yet?
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