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Blood Over Moonlit Water by HumanSalmonella
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
12 May 2025
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Tanjiro takes Nezuko down to the village with him, saving her life. Giyuu arrives just in time to find another demon trying to feast upon Muzan's work, determined to keep the two siblings safe he defends them with his life, leaving him bloody and wounded. The demons blood contaminates his wounds and turns him into a demon.
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Blood Stained Bonds by HumanSalmonella
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), Squid Game (TV 2021)
05 Jan 2025
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Episode 6 Season 2 of Squid Games except Tanjiro is player 095 and Giyuu is player 120.
His thoughts were abruptly cut off by the platform locking up in place, making the players stumble. The music suddenly stopped before the same girlish voice they'd been taking instructions from throughout the entire games recited the number of people needed
"Six"
With that one simple word the lights turned a deep purple and started a strobe affect. Instantly people were thrown into a panic as everyone scrambled to find the right amount of people needed. The ones he'd familiarized himself with quickly huddled together, player 456 started shouting without hesitance, Giyuu admired his ability to start strategizing without a moments delay but now wasn't the time to think about that
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Akutagawa wants to look pretty so he tries makeup.
"Lipstick on a pig"
My therapist told me to write stuff and I decided to project onto Aku
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If You Changed Anything Would You Not Have Survived? by HumanSalmonella
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
18 Apr 2024
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Songfic inspired by 'The 30th' By Billie Eilish
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Jabber is a brat who doesn't know when to quit. Zanka is more than happy to teach him.
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11 Mar 2026
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In a world where most must think about survival first, even a glimpse of self-care in the eyes of discovering one self is mostly absurd. Though, that won't stop the two men from being geniuses in being dumbasses.
Or: Jabber finds out he might be more than JUST a masochist with Zankas help.
Bookmarked by HumanSalmonella
11 Mar 2026
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It's been three times, they're currently at the fourth, only the first run-in was accidental. The sex is a lot like their fights, in that Jabber still seems convinced that Zanka is always holding back and going easy on him. The difference is that Zanka has a chance to let him believe it, at least for now. And that he's not getting beat up as well.
Zanka spends the night at Jabber's place for the first time. It goes much better than he expected, except for a few uncomfortable thoughts.
Bookmarked by HumanSalmonella
11 Mar 2026
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-The Cleaners kidnap Jabber for an antidote to a dying Zanka-
Text Excerpt:
Is that why he felt like shit? That damn poison was still in his system?! “Wait,” Zanka frowned. “You’re sayin I’m dyin?”
“Well, yeah— BUT..!” Enjin took his hands out of his pockets and grabbed one edge of the opaque room divider next to the bed. “Good news is, we have a way to heal you!” He dramatically rolled the divider away to reveal-
Zanka’s eyes grew wide and he suddenly had enough energy to habitually grab Assitaff from her resting place. “Why the hell is he here for?!?!”
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11 Mar 2026
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It's been a few days since Zanka's second encounter with Jabber. The healing process has been a little different from the first time, and Zanka is finding it more and more difficult to keep Jabber off his mind. Something about the venom in his claws...
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Zanka's addicted to Jabber muahaha
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Bookmarked by HumanSalmonella
11 Mar 2026