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Brucie!™ is a volunteering and virtual pet mobile application in which the user tends to a cartoon version of Bruce Wayne. Brucie, as a party boy and an idiot, is always falling into mishaps. The user’s job is to complete volunteering tasks in order to care for Brucie and earn in-game currency to purchase items, clothing, and accessories to decorate him and his home.
When Clark started using the Brucie!™ app, he intended it to be a fun and easy way to volunteer for a good cause. He didn't anticipate how quickly he would get sucked into Bruciemania.
For separate reasons, Bruce didn't anticipate how easy it was to get sucked into the app either.
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13 Feb 2026
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Clark’s birthday turns into something far more intimate when Bruce reveals a gift you can’t wrap: Kryptonian, learned in secret and spoken with love. Featuring domestic softness, flirting in alien languages, bat-kids chaos, and two heroes utterly in love.
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02 Jan 2026
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Childish crushes by Cringe_Fella
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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Instead of lunging at him, the monster stumbled, as it tried to stand, and Clark saw as a child's leg slipped out of a big black boot before tangling in a yellow belt, small, very childish hands trying and failing to catch it. And maybe… And maybe it wasn't a monster at all, because as Clark watched, transfixed, the kid - because it had to be a kid, he didn't seem to be older than Clark- face planted on the floor without making even a single noise.
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Or; a magical mishap accidently turns the World's Finest into an 8 and a 9 year old. Shenanigans ensue.
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Domesticity by dc_comics_lover
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
10 Sep 2024
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Clark finally marries the love of his life after years of fighting side by side. His marriage with Bruce is initially as perfect as their vows but, gradually, Clark starts to find it difficult to adjust to living with a billionaire. Raised with certain values, Clark finds Bruce’s sometimes excessive lifestyle clashing with his beliefs.
What starts as small concerns soon becomes a bigger issue, as Clark struggles with the impact of Bruce's wealth on his own principles and, therefore, their relationship.
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who married professor kent? by thegonekid
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
04 Oct 2025
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Clark Kent
Professor in the ENGLISH DEPARTMENT
METROPOLITAN GOTHAM ACADEMYLIT 229
Rating: 2/5"Professor Kent WILL hijack entire lectures to gush about his husband. Doesn’t matter if we’re supposed to be analyzing Shakespeare—suddenly we’re all trapped listening to how ‘incredible’ his husband looked making pancakes. Apparently, love is real and I’m just failing this class because I couldn’t remember what book his husband bought him for their anniversary.
Also, he laughs at his own puns. Loudly. All the time. The man is unstoppable. Someone PLEASE tell me who married this menace because I need to know who willingly signed up for this life."
Lois Lane, being the investigative journalist she aspires to be, has to unravel the mystery behind her professor's secret husband.
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- Part 1 of campus romance subplot
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04 Oct 2025