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Brucie!™ is a volunteering and virtual pet mobile application in which the user tends to a cartoon version of Bruce Wayne. Brucie, as a party boy and an idiot, is always falling into mishaps. The user’s job is to complete volunteering tasks in order to care for Brucie and earn in-game currency to purchase items, clothing, and accessories to decorate him and his home.
When Clark started using the Brucie!™ app, he intended it to be a fun and easy way to volunteer for a good cause. He didn't anticipate how quickly he would get sucked into Bruciemania.
For separate reasons, Bruce didn't anticipate how easy it was to get sucked into the app either.
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13 Feb 2026
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Clark’s birthday turns into something far more intimate when Bruce reveals a gift you can’t wrap: Kryptonian, learned in secret and spoken with love. Featuring domestic softness, flirting in alien languages, bat-kids chaos, and two heroes utterly in love.
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02 Jan 2026
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Childish crushes by Cringe_Fella
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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Instead of lunging at him, the monster stumbled, as it tried to stand, and Clark saw as a child's leg slipped out of a big black boot before tangling in a yellow belt, small, very childish hands trying and failing to catch it. And maybe… And maybe it wasn't a monster at all, because as Clark watched, transfixed, the kid - because it had to be a kid, he didn't seem to be older than Clark- face planted on the floor without making even a single noise.
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Or; a magical mishap accidently turns the World's Finest into an 8 and a 9 year old. Shenanigans ensue.
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Domesticity by dc_comics_lover
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
10 Sep 2024
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Clark finally marries the love of his life after years of fighting side by side. His marriage with Bruce is initially as perfect as their vows but, gradually, Clark starts to find it difficult to adjust to living with a billionaire. Raised with certain values, Clark finds Bruce’s sometimes excessive lifestyle clashing with his beliefs.
What starts as small concerns soon becomes a bigger issue, as Clark struggles with the impact of Bruce's wealth on his own principles and, therefore, their relationship.
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who married professor kent? by thegonekid
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
04 Oct 2025
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Clark Kent
Professor in the ENGLISH DEPARTMENT
METROPOLITAN GOTHAM ACADEMYLIT 229
Rating: 2/5"Professor Kent WILL hijack entire lectures to gush about his husband. Doesn’t matter if we’re supposed to be analyzing Shakespeare—suddenly we’re all trapped listening to how ‘incredible’ his husband looked making pancakes. Apparently, love is real and I’m just failing this class because I couldn’t remember what book his husband bought him for their anniversary.
Also, he laughs at his own puns. Loudly. All the time. The man is unstoppable. Someone PLEASE tell me who married this menace because I need to know who willingly signed up for this life."
Lois Lane, being the investigative journalist she aspires to be, has to unravel the mystery behind her professor's secret husband.
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- Part 1 of campus romance subplot
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- English
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- 29,116
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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04 Oct 2025
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Hokage Hatake Kakashi and Academy instructor Umino Iruka have been in a secret relationship for years. It's not always easy but it works and it’s theirs.
Until Naruto decides to play matchmaker and carefully crafted secrets become harder and harder to bear.
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20 Jun 2025
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[Podfic & Art] Dearest by hoko_onchi by stormy_sky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 May 2025
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Draco and Harry accidentally activate a marriage curse and move into a cottage. With chickens.
Podfic of Dearest by hoko_onchi
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20 May 2025
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[Podfic] a thousand lies by cpressmn by sweaters_in_the_summer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2025
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There were two truths universally acknowledged and inseparably intertwined: Draco Malfoy was pretty, but he was also a prick. Harry had always been able to tell himself the former didn't matter because the latter was irrefutable, unchangeable. He had roughly a decades' worth of evidence.
Then, in a truly prick move, Malfoy had to go and stop being a prick, and in the process, turn Harry's entire life upside down.
Podfic of a thousand lies by cpressmn.
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20 May 2025
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Back to Square One by rosensilence
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics)
29 Mar 2025
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When Superman is caught leaving Clark Kent’s apartment in the early hours of the morning, there is only one way for Clark to protect his secret identity—he has to pretend to be dating himself. Clark can cope with the ensuing stares, comments, and increased attention that follows but when Batman starts to take an interest in Clark Kent, he starts to think that maybe, he should have just revealed his identity.
Written for Superbat Week 2024 Day 1 - Identity Reveal
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- Part 1 of Superbat Week 2024
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- 6/6
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20 Apr 2025
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fair and flighty love by unbreakabledawn for Dragoneisha
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
28 Feb 2025
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Bruce has been happily dating Clark for a while now. Which is going surprisingly well, even though he hasn’t told Clark he’s Batman yet. How do you break that kind of secret to your completely ordinary reporter boyfriend?
(As it turns out, Clark has a pretty big secret of his own.)
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He stays crouched as a massive tremor rocks the ground, the immense weight of a large creature landing right behind him. Its shadow settles over him, and a rumbling growl ripples through the air.
Its long, serpentine neck lowers and curves, and hot air drafts along the ground as a colossal head comes into view. A series of spiked frills sprouts from its diamond-shaped head, running over the top of its neck and down its back, out of view from where Bruce is standing.
A huge, shimmering eye fixes itself on Bruce. It gives a slow blink as Bruce stares, fully transfixed. There’s intelligence in its eyes, but also something more.
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01 Mar 2025
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At Least Out Loud... by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
28 Feb 2025
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Almost everyone on the League, including Batman himself, will tell you that Batman works alone. Clark, who can hear the small Greek chorus of children in Batman’s comm, knows better than that.
Title taken from "I Won't Say (I'm In Love)" from the Hercules musical
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- Part 5 of alfie's superbat oneshots
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- English
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- 2,668
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- 1/1
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01 Mar 2025
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Superbat Keep Having Babies, They Need To Stop, What If The World Needs Saving by Anonymous
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
23 Sep 2025
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26 Feb 2025
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Like Cats and Dogs by bajuwa
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
18 Mar 2025
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In a world where soulmates are represented by animal familiars, Clark wonders if his soulmate is a cat. A literal domesticated feline animal that one could get from the pet store and not just a person with some cat-like personality traits. There’s no other explanation as to why his familiar acts like every single asshole cat meme to ever exist.
On the off chance his soulmate is a real human being, well… He would never tell his mother this, she raised him too well, but sometimes Clark wishes his soulmate’s familiar was making him feel just as miserable.
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Bruce peels his eyes away from the monitors to look down at the menace on his lap and barely contains a look of disgust. Big blue eyes stare up at him as he rests his chin on Bruce’s thigh, and as their eyes meet, the pathetic, whimpering little whines are replaced by excited huffs, the clickity clack of dancing paws on concrete, and the rhythmic thumping of his tail hitting the leg of the table.
Why does it have to be so needy and cuddly all the time?Series
- Part 1 of SuperDog & BatCat (Soulmate Familiar AU)
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- 32/32
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28 Jan 2025
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Jon blinked. “Assist you. In a sex emergency.”
Damian’s sigh was very put upon. “Yes, Jon. In a sex emergency.”
“Right. Okay,” Jon said, even though none of this sounded okay, really. “And, uh, I hate that I keep having to ask this, but – and please for the love of god just answer me this time – what the hell is a sex emergency.”
(Or: the obligatory jondami sex pollen fic. Jon tries not to be into it, but he's very into it. Damian does the same thing. Eventually they figure it out.)
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24 Jan 2025
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Con Relación al Amor by mosscactus for ghostacid
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Jan 2025
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“Captain! Are you okay?!” Paimon practically screams into the man’s ear, which elicits a pained sound from him.
“Ah! So sorry!” Paimon says, failing to sound less loud. “But Paimon doesn't understand, how are you, um, alive?”
When Capitano speaks, he sounds disoriented. “¿Dónde estoy..?”
Traveler and Paimon stop in their tracks.
What?
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Capitano comes back to life Spanish and falls madly in love with Ororon. Shenanigans ensue.
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18 Jan 2025
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rainy days by mikaminato
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU, Superman (Movie 2025)
27 Dec 2025
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"So, maybe you've found your home here in Gotham. At least it's not that far, compared to Kansas." Bruce's voice is smooth and steady, his tone low.
It's hard to keep a straight face at that.
Clark's lips curve into a fond smile as he chuckles and shakes his head, leaning back against his seat, a hand rubbing across the nape of his neck.
"Yeah. Maybe I have. The coffee's great here. And the company is really nice." Clark offers a smile as he meets Bruce's eyes, holding his gaze for a beat too long before returning it to his pie.
He doesn't miss the way Bruce's heart rate stutters at his comment.
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Or, Clark Kent can't do one night stands, and Bruce is just his usual human disaster.(This story officially ends at Chapter 5.
Everything after that will be extra chapters, which I'll post whenever I feel like it!)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 89,508
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 474
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Bookmarked by Human_Answering_Machine
16 Jan 2025
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“I hope this doesn’t come off as inappropriate, but perhaps you could come back here for a follow-up interview,” Clark says. “And after you are welcome to take another nap, Mr. Wayne.”
At the request, Wayne still doesn’t look at him. The colors are still high on his cheeks, spreading to the top of his ears now. Bruce Wayne doesn’t like eye contact; that’s another thing Clark learns about him.
“I will consider it,” Wayne nods, licking his lips. Then he adds curtly, “Only for the nap.”
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Or Bruce Wayne accidentally falls asleep during an interview with Clark, and unexpected things follow.
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- Part 4 of Older Clark and Younger Bruce
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,664
- Chapters:
- 3/5
- Comments:
- 134
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- 1,273
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04 Dec 2024
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Pollen, Pregnancy, and Pining: The Struggles of Bruce Wayne by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
21 Oct 2024
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While on a mission on an alien planet, Bruce and Clark find themselves in a field of mystical flora. The consequences of being hit by the flora's pollen are immediate - and, as Bruce finds out, long-lasting. 9 months long-lasting, to be exact.
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- English
- Words:
- 37,604
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 160
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- 2,783
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- 548
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29 Oct 2024
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Studies on the reproductive anatomy of Kryptonians by Damian Wayne by DiseasedBreeze
Fandoms: Batman - Fandom, Young Justice, Robin - Fandom
22 Oct 2024
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Looking in on family is an expected part of being part of the Bat Clan. To be trained by Batman was to understand there would be no privacy and thus no need for shame at being recorded in moments of physical intimacy. Every Bat and Bird knew, accepted and did not mention that when going through those many dull hours of footage in search of a clue if you should come across something saucy it was acceptable to rub one out to it. Damian isn't expecting to make a new discovery about the anatomy of a certain alien race, a discovery that merits further THOROUGH researching.
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29 Oct 2024
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A Freezing Heaven by TiniestGoblin (singasirensong)
Fandoms: Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
18 Oct 2024
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It still throws Bruce for a loop, how much Clark seems to trust him. Especially after—
Well.
After everything.
“You think he’s in the ship,” he says, watching as Diana nods.
“If he is, you are the only one who can reach him.” Her voice is grave, eyes imploring. He sighs like he’s being put out, though he suspects they both know there was very little Bruce wouldn’t do when it came to Clark.
“I’ll fuel up the jet.”
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- Part 1 of In One Basket
Bookmarked by Human_Answering_Machine
21 Oct 2024