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The simple truth is that sometimes your friends are out to get you. Sometimes, they'll let you room with the most infuriating, most vexing guy on Earth, and then they'll tell you to cope, and-
Well, in terms of survival, human imagination has no limits. Changbin will do what it takes.
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the one in which they're college roommates who keep getting on each other's nerves, but Changbin has a Solution, because he is a Genius. It's super effective! (It also quickly gets out of hand.)Bookmarked by Humble_Bandit
19 Jan 2026
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Yearning, Ghost realizes, aches even deeper than a bullet wound.
He’s trained himself not to desire, the same way he’s trained his body to sprint while in full tactical gear, the same way he’s trained his eyes to focus through a sniper scope for hours on end.
But he’s never wanted someone—anything—like he wants Soap.
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07 Oct 2025
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Soap is an annoying brat of an omega getting on Ghost’s last nerve.
Ghost’s a ticking time bomb that Soap’s just dying to set off.
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07 Oct 2025
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In a fit of insecure jealousy, Soap’s longterm boyfriend proposes a threesome to help fix their crumbling relationship.
Soap doesn’t think it’s a good idea, but Ghost seems strangely eager to offer his assistance.
If only so he can break them further apart.
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Soap’s boyfriend hedges his bets, but Ghost’s playing for keeps.
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07 Oct 2025
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broken mirrors by spectralsoldiers (spectralarchers)
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
01 Jun 2024
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The image sends ice down Soap’s guts as soon as he realizes what it is - as he realizes who it is. There’s a figure bound to a chair, head bent downwards. The golden hair is unmistakably Simon’s. Soap would recognize him in a darkened room. He’d recognize him anywhere, in any shape or form. They’ve known - loved - each other for almost 12 centuries now. He knows every inch of Simon.
or that The Old Guard AU I promised to write.
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14 Aug 2025