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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift.
He sips into his mug... Blegh.
The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it really is the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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- Part 1 of Dispatch NSFW Fics
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03 Nov 2025
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A lot of times, Simon felt like he had terrible luck.
He had attained many scars over his years of living. Some from his father directly, some from his own anger and aggression in his younger years, and others from the wars and fights that his father had caused. They painted over his pale skin, leaving ugly bumps and silver and red discolorations. He did his best not to dwell on them. It wasn’t like he could change them, after all.
So yeah, Simon didn't have a great life, but he got by.
When he heard the news of his sudden arranged marriage, he wondered once again if he had done something wrong by the Gods.
Little did he know, this marriage would end up changing his life for the better.
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08 Jun 2025
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Let Me Take You On a Midnight Drive by oshikiri_toru
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
22 Apr 2025
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John's usual route to the gym gets ruined by a set of unruly, catcalling construction workers. He can ignore most of them, but one construction worker just won't leave his mind. When he's stranded without a ride, Simon, the worker, offers him a ride home. But of course, it'll come at a price.
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16 May 2025
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Words and promises spoken in the heat of the night by Red__Reaper
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
14 Feb 2025
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Soap does not know whether to curse or thank his big mouth for getting him into this situation.
One thing's for sure, he won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow.
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19 Mar 2025
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When doing a self-imposed clean up of the forest near his home while on leave Soap finds a long abandoned building. But as he explores it, he finds out that maybe it isn't as abandoned as he'd originally thought.
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- Part 1 of I'll Be The Ghost Inside Your Head
Bookmarked by Humdzi
04 Mar 2025