19 Bookmarks by Humdzi
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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift.
He sips into his mug... Blegh.
The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it really is the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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- Part 1 of Dispatch NSFW Fics
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03 Nov 2025
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A lot of times, Simon felt like he had terrible luck.
He had attained many scars over his years of living. Some from his father directly, some from his own anger and aggression in his younger years, and others from the wars and fights that his father had caused. They painted over his pale skin, leaving ugly bumps and silver and red discolorations. He did his best not to dwell on them. It wasn’t like he could change them, after all.
So yeah, Simon didn't have a great life, but he got by.
When he heard the news of his sudden arranged marriage, he wondered once again if he had done something wrong by the Gods.
Little did he know, this marriage would end up changing his life for the better.
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08 Jun 2025
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Let Me Take You On a Midnight Drive by oshikiri_toru
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
22 Apr 2025
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John's usual route to the gym gets ruined by a set of unruly, catcalling construction workers. He can ignore most of them, but one construction worker just won't leave his mind. When he's stranded without a ride, Simon, the worker, offers him a ride home. But of course, it'll come at a price.
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16 May 2025
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Words and promises spoken in the heat of the night by Red__Reaper
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
14 Feb 2025
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Soap does not know whether to curse or thank his big mouth for getting him into this situation.
One thing's for sure, he won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow.
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19 Mar 2025
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When doing a self-imposed clean up of the forest near his home while on leave Soap finds a long abandoned building. But as he explores it, he finds out that maybe it isn't as abandoned as he'd originally thought.
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- Part 1 of I'll Be The Ghost Inside Your Head
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04 Mar 2025
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Firsts by megsaroni88
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 May 2023
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Noriko Kakyoin has given Jotaro a lot of firsts. Jotaro is her first friend, her first kiss, her first love, and it has all avalanched into the first she is the most nervous about giving up. While she has no doubt that Jotaro has had sex before, Noriko has never even entertained the idea and all her anxiety is sure to make this awkward.
[“Nori.” Jotaro said breathlessly in her ear, making her skin tingle.
Jotaro not only was handsome as sin, but he wanted Noriko as much as Noriko wanted him. Noriko could see it. It. Pressed against the fly of Jotaro’s pants, bulging against his lap.]Bookmarked by Humdzi
12 Jan 2025
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Even before he became "Soap" - hell, before he became "John" - he had always been too tall, too bulky, too… much to sit on someone else's face. At least, not without fearing a significant risk to their health. Fumbling, youth-dumb experiments in the dark never overshadowed that trepidation. No, any time his previous lovers offered to be Soap's seat, he would be more concerned by the idea of accidentally suffocating them than thrilled by the prospect of riding their tongue.
Or, Soap rides Ghost's face.
(Loosely a part of the "A Sorta Fairytale" series, but makes very little reference to it.)
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- Part 4 of A Sorta Fairytale
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03 Jan 2025
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“You should roofie me,” Johnny says one night, lounging in Simon’s bed as he scribbled away in his journal.
Simon nearly chokes on his own spit in surprise. “The hell would I do that for?” he manages to ask.
“Because I want you to?” Johnny answers with a raised eyebrow.
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Soap likes not having control in bed, and Ghost indulges him.
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24 Sep 2024
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to run with the wolves by black_hawks for witchmeetsevil
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
02 Mar 2024
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Prince John MacTavish just turned eighteen years old and is excited to begin courtship with a long list of interested suitors.
What he doesn't expect is that his parents made the decision for him a long time ago and promised him to the much-older alpha chief of an enemy barbarian clan.
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21 Jul 2024
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The Unicorn by slightlysmilingface, StreySteal, yaboytayto
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
01 Jun 2024
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“What’s got two legs and bleeds?” The Unicorn asked, voice deceptively calm, already laughing to himself.
“Wha– I don’t rightly know, Ghost, what has two legs and bleeds.” Johnny stumbled, unsure.
“A knight without a helmet.”
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or, a Unicorn and a Knight meet on a battlefield and a tale of love and loss ensues.
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01 Jun 2024
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Soap was aware that things would change, when his heat would be over with, when they'd have to go back to base. But he hadn't imagined how much they would change indeed.
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- Part 2 of All love's luxuries
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10 May 2024
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“Who?” Ghost answered finally, quieter than he’d spoken before, but Price just gave him a confused look, “who in this town am I going to find to mate me Price?”
Price stood up then, seemingly enthused with Ghosts initial lack of violence at his suggestion.
“Well we could source some for you, plenty of pretty omegas to round up in this town, I heard the towns tailor has a young omega-“
“No, no one with soft hands”
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Ghost needs to bond with an omega if he’s to continue ranking up as a knight and Soap is sure he can benefit from it also. Are they really fated to be together? (Probably)
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08 May 2024
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Soap loved seeing his skin tainted by the rough but loving touches from Ghost, and when they weren’t there, he felt empty.
He wished there was a way to see Ghost’s mark on him forever.
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Soap goes to a more extreme measure to get Ghost's mark on him, permanently
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21 Mar 2024
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all that shimmers by Sly_Kat, thisreputable (ukeincognito)
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
14 Feb 2024
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He sees a shadow move in his peripheral before he's being scooped up. He shouts and more tears flood his fluttering eyes, nerves pinging with overwhelming pain. Bile rises up the back of his throat and he has to swallow over and over to keep from throwing up. His ears ring with a high-pitched frequency and his awareness slip-slides sideways.
The wind picks up again.
The last thing Soap sees before darkness envelopes him is the ground falling away.
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13 Mar 2024
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Soap isn't used to fantasizing about someone with nearly a foot of height over him and girthier biceps than his own. He finds himself wondering what it would feel like to confront that wire-crossing pit in his stomach that makes him feel both inadequate around his lieutenant—and wholly, undeniably turned the fuck on.
So he channels that energy into SAS-approved homoeroticism-as-a-punchline flirting over comms. And Ghost flirts back, on occasion.
But Soap would never actually try anything.
Not really.
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11 Dec 2023
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Ghost stumbles on a giant secret of Soap's
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10 Sep 2023
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john knows he’s making a racket. knows that he’s blessed that simon owns a house in east bumfuck, because if they were in the barracks on some random base as they’re so wont to be, he’d surely have gotten gagged by now.
or maybe not. simon always liked to push the edge of acceptable; liked to see how many people would avoid looking them in the eyes the next day; liked to ensure that everybody else knew exactly who johnny belonged to.
it’s days like those that john wishes simon would just bite him already. he knows he wants to, knows that the urge is there— the obscene necklace of bruises left on his neck nearly daily are enough to prove it, simon apparently physically unable to keep his teeth out of johnny’s skin.
or: johnny belongs to simon; simon belongs to john.
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15 Aug 2023
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The man stumbled back thrown off by Johnny’s sudden spike in energy and watched wide-eyed as the man fell to his knees clinging to him and practically begging him to murder his husband. He felt a small smirk tugging at his lips as he looked down at the wide blue eyes still shining with a few remaining tears in the corners, “I shouldn’t like this as much as I do.” he chuckled.
Johnny paused in his begging to blink up at him and tilted his head slightly almost like a curious puppy, “uh… killing?” he asked.
“No,” he grinned reaching down and running his fingers through his mohawk, “having a soon-to-be widower begging at my feet.” he chuckled gripping his hair, “How about we head somewhere more private and talk shop on how you want this to go.”
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16 Jun 2023
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Soap is pretty happy that the mission is finished and they get to sleep at a hotel for once. That was until he saw the room.
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03 May 2023