Hypegiaphobia



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    Tim pulled out a notebook and clicked his favorite green pen. His mother would criticize him for making a project plan without doing a SWOT analysis first, but he figured he could get away with breaking corporate protocols for this particular project.

    Tim’s 7 step plan to get Bruce to adopt Jason, he wrote with a flourish.

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    Or, eight-year-old Tim hatches a plot to convince his neighbor to adopt the street kid he brought home with him and gets more than he bargained for in the process.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    They take Tony.

    It happens when the world should know better. When the whole damn world should know that Tony belongs to them, that they don’t share, that, between the two of them, they can be meaner, harsher, crueler than anyone else on the planet.

    They take Tony, and disappear into the desert.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    “That woman you’re looking for,” Batman says, without preamble. “She’s in Gotham.” There is a brief silence while Phil processes that, and then Batman adds a slightly subdued, “Good morning.”

    “Good morning,” Phil says. Manners, as he is constantly reminding Jason, are free. “Are you requesting SHIELD assistance?”

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Jason doesn’t mean for the Winter Soldier to be a present for Tony Stark. The youngest Stark isn’t supposed to be involved at all.

    The plan is simple: intervene before the Winter Soldier can murder Howard and Maria, tranq the Winter Soldier until he’s sufficiently incapacitated, and then drag him off for further study and let the Starks carry on with their fraught, bourgeoisie bullshit.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Living with the basilisk is going to take some adjusting, like learning to navigate hidden tunnels, keep himself secret, and figure out how to use magic (easier said than done). The castle and forest are full of dangers, and as Harry tries to fit into a world of elves, ghosts, and talking portraits, he'll find out if he's up to the challenge.

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    31 Oct 2025