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  1. Rec 47

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    Well-brought-up pureblood girls don't talk about sex. At least not directly.

    Unfortunately, when Pansy asks to see his Firebolt, Harry gets rather the wrong idea.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    This fkn cracks me up. The whole metaphor misunderstanding is hilarious🤣. 7/10

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    If Harry is to prevent the orphanage at Grimmauld from falling into the hands of Draco Malfoy, he must marry the unlikeliest of witches.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    9/10🤭

  3. Rec 33

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    It wasn’t gentle.

    It was rough. Desperate.

    Fingers gripped too tightly and Harry knew there would be bruises where she held him.

    Bodies pressed too close and sweat built between them, making their skin slippery.

    His mouth found hers, their kiss messy and unrestrained as they both fought for control of it.

    He sucked her tongue into his mouth and tasted the wine she’d had with their wedding dinner.

    It tasted of resentment and relief all at once.

     

    Three years after the war, Harry Potter and Pansy Parkinson are trapped in a marriage neither of them wanted. Slowly they begin to realize that it is a fine line between resentment and something dangerously close to affection.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    loved it. bittersweet ending, but I LOVE IT.

    honestly, Marriage law AU suits Hansy very well ARRGHHFDHFBDJJF. [8.5/10]

  4. Rec 64

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    Harry couldn’t go to the wedding of the century on his own.
    He needed a way to take the attention off of his failed relationship with Ginny Weasley.
    There was only one woman he wanted to go with him.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    AGHHFBFJDBJ. Honestly, I fkn love Hansy. This is my second Hansy oneshot, and I fkn love this pairing now.

    MANNN the ending was just *chef's kiss*. The smut was just AHBDVSHEHVESBCFK. [10/10]

  5. Rec 21

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    After Hogwarts, there’s nothing. Nothing at all.

    There’s no one waiting on him. No one to want him. No one but himself.

    There won't be freedom. He’ll just be locked in a bigger prison. Where others will spit and gag at the sight of him.

    A Death Eater.

    There’s only lonely nights and cold days. And really, he’d get the same in Azkaban.

    So what’s the difference? What is the great ace that would change the trajectory of his forsaken life? Because as far as everything goes, Azkaban sounds like his future.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    This is a pretty short fic of post-war Bluna. LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM.

    Although it lacked interaction with other characters other than Draco, I still love their healing journey together. [8/10]