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“You’re my lawyer, Derek. What are you going to do, draft up a contract for yourself?”
Or the one where Stiles is a professional dominant, Derek is his lawyer, and their professional relationship suddenly becomes not so professional.
Also, faeries.
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29 Jul 2023
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You'll Never Be Alone by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl) for alexenglish
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
17 Aug 2015
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He watches through the haze as Scott pulls off his shirt and lays flat on his back, giggling like an idiot when Stiles licks a long line up the side of his neck. Stiles’ obscene fingers curl around the salt shaker, white salt stark against Scott’s skin, other hand plucking a lime from the bowl sitting in front of Lydia and placing it between Scott’s teeth. “Stop laughing asshole,” Stiles demands, not able to follow the command himself as he attempts to fill Scott’s belly button was tequila. Scott’s still giggling, rivets of alcohol running across his abs and down the cut of his hips. Derek’s mouth begins to water as Lydia starts screeching at Stiles to get on with it. It’s both the best and worst thing Derek’s ever seen. Stiles lips sucking harshly against the column of Scott’s throat, the absolutely awful slurping as he sucks the tequila up, Scott’s laughter quieting when Stiles’ closes his mouth over his lips, biting at the lime but not pulling away nearly as fast as he should have. Derek’s jeans are feeling a little tight and there’s a part of him that wants them to keep going, wants to watch.
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- Part 7 of Tumblr Fic
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28 Jul 2023
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We Should Just Kiss (Like Real People Do) by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
07 Oct 2015
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Derek notices things.
He notices the way Boyd tries not to stare at Erica Reyes when she walks past their lunch table. He notices the way Jackson's eyes go soft when he talks about Lydia Martin, and the way Danny watches their math teacher with hearts in his eyes. He knows that Coach Finstock is secretly dating the librarian, and that Allison Argent isn't the same brand of crazy as her hot aunt. But he spends most of his time noticing the things he doesn't want to notice at all.
As the captain of the Lacrosse team and Homecoming King, he feels like he's earned his letterman jacket and his swagger, has worked for the right to walk down the hall with a smirk on his face and a girl on his elbow. Laura says he looks like a moron, but Derek's pretty sure there's a gaggle of girls at school that would say otherwise. But instead of getting himself a date, he's noticing things.Series
- Part 13 of Tumblr Fic
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23 Jul 2023
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Rumor has it that Sheriff Stilinkski won't let his stepson Scott date until his other son Stiles does, so when Allison makes the mistake of falling for Scott, her well-meaning (and dickish) friends hatch a scheme to hire someone to take Stiles to homecoming.
Inspired by 10 Things I Hate About You, with a little hint of Easy A for flavour.
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20 Jul 2023
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The first werewolf Stiles ever sees is a goofy looking dude with floppy brown hair and a crooked smile, leaning up against a black camaro outside the high school, wearing an oversized leather jacket, surrounded by half a dozen other preternaturally beautiful girls and guys, also in leather. Also probably werewolves.
They look like they stepped right out of Twilight and it’s not subtle.
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20 Jul 2023
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"I'm sorry, I believe there's something wrong with my hearing," Stiles said. "Because I could have sworn you just told me you set up a betrothal agreement with the Hales. A betrothal agreement involving me. Me."
Scott smiled his easygoing smile and nodded, which told Stiles no, he hadn't misheard a damn thing.
After seven years of lengthy negotiations, the treaty between the Hales and the Argents has fallen apart and the two countries fell into war.
Months later, there's an uneasy truce, thanks to the intervention of King Scott McCall, but it won't last. In a desperate attempt to maintain the peace, the Hales sign a treaty with the McCalls to marry Prince Derek to Prince Stiles Stilinski, King Scott's brother.
In the history of the world, there have been many better ideas.
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10 Jul 2023
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There's a lot of screaming going on inside the first house Stiles visits. He isn't really worried, because it sounds like kids, but then the door opens and hi, says his dick, because the dude in front of him is gorgeous, built like a god with a face like thunder. Stiles wants to lick that solid jaw line. Hold the fuck on, says his cop brain, because the dude's got kids hanging all over him; one's on his back, skinny legs looped around his waist, and another two hanging off one arm, toes barely brushing the ground. There's a tubby toddler clinging to his leg like a koala, and he's got a baby tucked into the crook of the one arm that doesn’t have kids hanging off it. Stiles' mouth drops open.
"How many of those kids did you kidnap?" he asks before he can wrangle his brain into submission.
The man gives him a look that says what the fuck is wrong with you and snaps, "You think I'd subject myself to this on purpose?"
"Oooh," says one of the kids hanging off his arm. "I'm telling Mom."
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07 Jul 2023
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Derek Hale hates libraries.
Unfortunately, not all books can be ordered on Amazon.
(Or: in which Derek is a grumpy omega writer, and Stiles is an annoyingly attractive alpha special collections librarian.)
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05 Jul 2023
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Stiles hears gasps and pained whines from the bee boys around him, too; they’re all hooked up to the plant now, and their delicate wings flutter excitedly at their backs.
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05 Jul 2023
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In which Danny is observant, patient, and a little out of his depth and Jackson just doesn’t know how to ask for what he wants.
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01 Jul 2023
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The Pack, after college, graduate school and the starting of careers, comes back to Beacon Hills. Nothing's gotten less complicated after all this time.
Based on a kink meme prompt that grew legs and got serious.
Note: This is a whole lot of pack!fic with a very slow build Derek/Stiles.
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Bookmarked by IHaveNothingToDo
21 Jun 2023
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Pure un distilled comfort right here y’all
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It's perfectly understandable. Even Derek wouldn't want to be Derek's soulmate.
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18 Jun 2023
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“...Dude, did I… did I just get a Valentine from Deputy Do-Me?”
Scott and Stiles have enough on their plates as it is, with grad school, the supernatural neon sign that is Beacon Hills, and the Nemeton throwing a tantrum at them every few days. They don’t need Derek Hale, the new and sinfully attractive deputy in town trying to court them for Valentine’s Day.
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16 Jun 2023
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“I’d much rather be planning our first Valentine’s Day,” Scott laughs nervously. “If I promise to make it super romantic, will you let me slip out the back and escape into the Preserve?”
Derek leans over his shoulder, his smile teasing. “What if I wanted to be the one to give the big romantic surprise?”“I could be convinced if you let me run out of this meeting?”
“Mm. Nice try.” Derek leans in again, pressing a sweet kiss to his temple. Scott’s insides promptly go, well, gooey. “You’ll do great. I promise.”
In which a last minute inter-Pack meeting goes, predictably, horribly wrong and forces Scott to consider the werewolf dos and don’ts of relationship traditions.
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15 Jun 2023
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When Stiles finds Syzygy, he’s running on empty. After weeks of partying and generally enjoying his last semester of college, he’d finally remembered that midterms were around the corner, and has spent the last week trying to catch up. By the time he comes upon the little tucked away coffee shop, Stiles has been up for 36 hours and doesn’t exactly remember how he ended up on that particular street.
Stiles blinks owlishly at the sign, mouthing the syllables for a few seconds. He feels an instant camaraderie to the shop, on account of both of them having weird, unpronounceable names. It feels like destiny. If Stiles believed in that sort of thing.
Prompt: It’s not MY coffee shop AU it’s THEIR coffee shop AU. D:
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14 Jun 2023
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There’s a never-ending list of things that Derek regrets in his life. Offering the Bite to a group of emotionally unstable teenagers, not putting Peter back into his grave immediately after he crawled out, anything involving Kate Argent. Now he can add taking advice from Stiles Stilinski to the list.
Go track down the witch with Scott, he said. Commune with your Alpha on the hunt, he said. Finally grow a spine and ask him out, he said.
Never again. Because now there’s a child staring at him. A cherubic-faced child is frowning at him from the spot where Scott once stood.
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14 Jun 2023
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Derek is a sleepwalker who keeps wandering into his downstairs neighbour’s bedroom.
Stiles is pretty sure the hot guy from the park is going to kill him in his sleep. He knows he shouldn’t have been so obvious about objectifying the guy’s really fine ass.
Too bad it turns out Derek is easier to get along with when he's sleeping.
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- Part 1 of [S]WAY With Me
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09 Jun 2023
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“Derek,” Stiles groans. “You have me. You’ve always had me, you absolute moron, how many physically impossible feats of life-saving heroics do I have to perform before you get it?”
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06 Jun 2023
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“At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.”
“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly.
Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding:
DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him
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Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.
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Bookmarked by IHaveNothingToDo
03 Jun 2023
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The way this fic radiates comfort! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; it’s like coming home.
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“He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."
Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.
"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy."
"Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."
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Bookmarked by IHaveNothingToDo
30 May 2023
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THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! IM YELLING ITS ADORABLE AND AWESOME AND I LOVE IT
